TH3: The best reason to call in sick on Fridays

Th3 #543 – 4/17/14

When:  Thirstday 04/17/2014 @ 7PM

Where: Durkin’s, 810 W Diversey

Hare:  Horn-E

No one stepped up to take this hare date, so you people get the first of three Horn-E trails for the weekend. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

$2 pitchers, though…so that’s something.

Meet-Up at 7:00, On-Out at 7:30

Hash Cash $8

Notes:

  • You are not a super hero.  You do not have night vision.  Bring a flashlight, or none of us will feel bad for you when you can’t see the marks on trail.

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 06/05/2014! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #544, 04/24/14    The Dark Kunt & Taste the Rainbow – TBD ***A Very Kunty Birthday Hash***

Th3 #545 – 05/01/14   Chicken Stiffer & Poultry Fucker – Lincoln Square Lanes (4874 N. Lincoln Ave)

Th3 #546, 05/08/14    69-Cent Man, Kuma Slutra, & Son of Spam - Bialystok Pub (3653 W. Diversey) ***Polish Constitution Day***

Th3 #547 – 05/15/14   Menstrual Casserole & Foamy Discharge – TBD ***Menstrual Casserole’s Birthday***

Th3 #548 – 05/22/14   Gaping Panda – TBD ***Pre-Memorial Day***

Th3 #549 – 05/29/14   SnatchSquatch – TBD

Th3 #550 – 06/05/14   WE NEED A HARE

See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #542 – 4/10/14

When:  Thirstday 04/10/2014 @ 7PM

Where: Double Bubble, 6036 N Broadway St

Hare:  Bi-Hole Her

** Bi-Hole Her’s Old Bitches Hash **

It’s Bi-Hole Her’s birthday proper. Celebrate her stupidity at haring twice in one week coupled with managing to stay alive this long.

There may be some r*nning. But mostly down-downs.

Meet-Up at 7:00, On-Out at 7:30

Hash Cash $8

Notes:

  • You are not a super hero.  You do not have night vision.  Bring a flashlight, or none of us will feel bad for you when you can’t see the marks on trail.

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 06/05/2014! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

 

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #543, 04/17/14    Horn-E – Durkin’s, (810 W Diversey)

Th3 #544, 04/24/14    The Dark Kunt & Taste the Rainbow – TBD ***A Very Kunty Birthday Hash***

Th3 #545 – 05/01/14   Chicken Stiffer & Poultry Fucker – Lincoln Square Lanes (4874 N. Lincoln Ave)

Th3 #546, 05/08/14    69-Cent Man, Kuma Slutra, & Son of Spam - Bialystok Pub (3653 W. Diversey) ***Polish Constitution Day***

Th3 #547 – 05/15/14   Menstrual Casserole & Foamy Discharge – TBD ***Menstrual Casserole’s Birthday***

Th3 #548 – 05/22/14   Gaping Panda – TBD ***Pre-Memorial Day***

Th3 #549 – 05/29/14   SnatchSquatch – TBD

Th3 #550 – 06/05/14   WE NEED A HARE

See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #541 – 4/3/14

When:  Thirstday 04/03/2014 @ 7PM

Where: Raven’s, 2326 N. Clark Street

Hare:  Rhotan

Celebrate TH3′s first trail of April with what I am sure will be another signature Rhotan Ballbuster Trail. Nine miles, no beer stops? No problem.

Meet-Up at 7:00, On-Out at 7:30

Hash Cash $8

Notes:

  • You are not a super hero.  You do not have night vision.  Bring a flashlight, or none of us will feel bad for you when you can’t see the marks on trail.

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 4/17/2014! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #542 04/10/14    Bi Hole Her – TBD ***Bi Hole Her’s Birthday / Old Bitches Hash***

Th3 #543, 04/17/14    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #544, 04/24/14    The Dark Kunt & Taste the Rainbow – TBD ***A Very Kunty Birthday Hash***

Th3 #545, 05/01/14   Chicken Stiffer & Poultry Fucker – Lincoln Square Lanes (4874 N. Lincoln Ave)

Th3 #546, 05/08/14    69-Cent Man, Kuma Slutra, & Son of Spam - Bialystok Pub (3653 W. Diversey) ***Polish Constitution Day***

Th3 #547, 05/15/14   Menstrual Casserole & Foamy Discharge – TBD ***Menstrual Casserole’s Birthday***

Th3 #548, 05/22/14   Gaping Panda – TBD ***Pre-Memorial Day***

See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #540 – 3/27/14

When:  Thirstday 03/27/2014 @ 7PM, On-Out at 7:30.

Where: Big Joe’s, 1818 W Foster Ave

Hares:  Rumpspringa & Hooch Before Kooch – Birthday Hash Part Deux

Celebrate two shitty hashers’ birthdays for the second time in a week, because nothing says “awesome trail” like haring twice in less than 5 days.

Everything about that description has set the bar pretty low, guys.

Meet-Up at 7:00, On-Out at 7:30

Hash Cash $8

Notes:

  • You are not a super hero.  You do not have night vision.  Bring a flashlight, or none of us will feel bad for you when you can’t see the marks on trail.

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 4/17/2014! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #541 04/03/14    Rhotan – TBD

Th3 #542 04/10/14    Bi Hole Her – TBD ***Bi Hole Her’s Birthday /. Old Bitches Hash***

Th3 #543, 04/17/14    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #544, 04/24/14    The Dark Kunt & Taste the Rainbow – TBD ***A Very Kunty Birthday Hash***

Th3 #545, 05/01/14   Chicken Stiffer & Poultry Fucker – Lincoln Square Lanes (4874 N. Lincoln Ave)

Th3 #546, 05/08/14    69-Cent Man, Kuma Slutra, & Son of Spam - Bialystok Pub (3653 W. Diversey) ***Polish Constitution Day***

Th3 #547, 05/15/14   Just Steph & Foamy Discharge – TBD ***Just Steph’s Birthday***

Th3 #548, 05/22/14   Gaping Panda – TBD ***Pre-Memorial Day***

See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #539 – 03/20/2014

When:  Thirstday 03/20/2014 @ 7PM, On-Out at 7:30.

Where: The Bar Below, 127 S State Street

Hares:  Snotcho Mama & Son of Spam

Closest “L” stops – Monroe on the Red line, Adams/Wabash on the Loop.

The final chapter of “We’re letting Snotcho hare three weeks in a row? What the fuck is WRONG with us?” series is primed and ready for disaster, with Son of Spam foolishly agreeing to co-hare. Run through the heart of city on their shitty trail and pray they got a pitcher deal.

Incidentally, this will be Little Trojan Annie’s first hash back full-time as GM. Y’all are fucked.

Meet-Up at 7:00, On-Out at 7:30

Hash Cash $8

Notes:

  • You are not a super hero.  You do not have night vision.  Bring a flashlight, or none of us will feel bad for you when you can’t see the marks on trail.

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 4/17/2014! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

 

 

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #540 03/27/14    Rumpspringa & Hooch Before Kooch - TBD ***Rumpy’s & Hooch’s Birthdays***

Th3 #541 04/03/14    Rhotan – TBD

Th3 #542 04/10/14    Bi Hole Her – TBD ***Bi Hole Her’s Birthday /. Old Bitches Hash***

Th3 #543, 04/17/14    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #544, 04/24/14    The Dark Kunt & Taste the Rainbow – TBD ***A Very Kunty Birthday Hash***

Th3 #545, 05/01/14   Chicken Stiffer & Poultry Fucker – Lincoln Square Lanes (4874 N. Lincoln Ave)

Th3 #546, 05/08/14    69-Cent Man, Kuma Slutra, & Son of Spam - Bialystok Pub (3653 W. Diversey) ***Polish Constitution Day***

Th3 #547, 05/15/14   Just Steph & Foamy Discharge – TBD ***Just Steph’s Birthday***

Th3 #548, 05/22/14   Gaping Panda – TBD ***Pre-Memorial Day***

See the cumplete hareline

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