TH3: The best reason to call in sick on Fridays

Th3 #640 – 2/11/16

Hares: One-Fuck Chuck
Venue: Casa de Carlos (4907 N. Glenwood Av.)
Hash Cash: $8
Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm

hahaha his place is gon get wrecked.

Notes

  • NEW HABERDASH IS IN – BRING MONEY.
  • Bring a flashlight. It’s fucking dark, idiots.
  • We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo!

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 3/17/16! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:
Th3 #641 – 2/18/16 – Lifa! – TBD
Th3 #642 – 2/25/16 – Son of Spam TBD
Th3 #643 – 3/3/16 – Grateful Dick – TBD
Th3 #644 – 3/10/16 – Stiffy for Stiffes and Smells Like Twat Sweat- TBD

See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #639 – 2/4/16

Hares: Foamy Discharge & O’Shitty Runch
Venue: Miska’s (2156 W Belmont Ave)
Hash Cash: $8
Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm

Come out for what is sure to be a runchy, foamalicious trail out of our favorite hash bar, Miska’s!

Notes

  • NEW HABERDASH IS IN – BRING MONEY.
  • Bring a flashlight. It’s fucking dark, idiots.
  • We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo!

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 3/17/16! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:
Th3 #640 – 2/11/16 – One Fuck Chuck – TBD
Th3 #641 – 2/18/16 – Lifa! – TBD
Th3 #642 – 2/25/16 – Son of Spam TBD
Th3 #643 – 3/3/16 – Grateful Dick – TBD

See the cumplete hareline

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Th3: Start Your Weekends Early!

  Hashes Listed Below Are Historical

 

 

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Th3 #638 – 1/28/16

Hare: Feather and Ice Princess
Venue: Raven’s (2326 N Clark)
Hash Cash: $8
Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm

We’ve had five different hares in a span of 48 hours. Come watch this beautiful clusterfuck in motion.

Also, celebrate Feather’s birthday or some shit like that. Or don’t. Whatever.

Notes

  • NEW HABERDASH IS IN – BRING MONEY.
  • Bring a flashlight. It’s fucking dark, idiots.
  • We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo!

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 1/28/16! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:
Th3 #639 – 2/4/16 – Foamy Discharge – TBD
Th3 #640 – 2/11/16 – One Fuck Chuck – TBD
Th3 #641 – 2/18/16 – Lifa! – TBD
Th3 #642 – 2/25/16 – Son of Spam TBD
Th3 #643 – 3/3/16 – Grateful Dick – TBD

See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #637 – 1/21/16

Hare: Menstrual Casserole
Venue: A-to-A’ beginning at Nisei Lounge (3436 N Sheffield)
Hash Cash: $8
Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm

Your very own Hash Drunk will be guest bartending to get YOU drunk before trail. After a shitty trail, we’ll indoor circle at a nearby location (WHERE COULD IT BE?!) then head back to the bar to drink some more and listen to your Jewish GM’s band, Whiskey Talking.

Tip Well and Tip Often. Because all tips go towards Umoja Corp. Peace Rooms. Hash with us to suppot Umoja’s mission of equipping young people to succeed in college and confidently claiming their future!

Notes

  • NEW HABERDASH IS IN – BRING MONEY.
  • Bring a flashlight. It’s fucking dark, idiots.
  • We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo!

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 1/28/16! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:
Th3 #638 – 1/28/16 – WE NEED A HARE!!
Th3 #639 – 2/4/16 – Foamy Discharge – TBD
Th3 #640 – 2/18/16 – Lifa! – TBD

See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #636 – 1/14/16

Hares: Dickens Cider
Venue: 4 Trey’s (3333 N. Damen Av.)
Hash Cash: $8
Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30pm

She doesn’t remember signing up. Typical.

Notes

  • NEW HABERDASH IS IN – BRING MONEY.
  • Bring a flashlight. It’s fucking dark, idiots.
  • We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo!

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 1/28/16! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:
Th3 #637 – 1/21/16 – Menstrual Casserole – Nisei Lounge Ltd (3439 N. Sheffield Av.)
Th3 #638 – 1/28/16 – WE NEED A HARE!!
Th3 #639 – 2/4/16 – WE NEED A HARE!!
Th3 #640 – 2/18/16 – Lifa! – TBD

See the cumplete hareline

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