TH3: The best reason to call in sick on Fridays

Th3 #598 – 4/30/15

When: Thirstday, 04/30/15
Hare: The Dark Kunt & R2 Do Me
Venue: Miska’s (2156 W. Belmont Av.)
Time: 7:00pm, On-out 7:30
Hash Cash: $8

It’s about time these bimbos hared.

Notes:

– Bring a flashlight. It’s fucking dark, idiots.
– We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo!

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 05/21/2015! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #599 – 05/07/15 – $0.69 Man, Cuma Slutra, and Son of Spam – TBD ***Polish Constitution Day Hash***

Th3 #600 – 05/14/15 – Menstrual Casserole – TBD ***Menstrual’s Bloody Birthday Hash**

Th3 #601 – 05/21/15 – WE NEED A HARE!!

Th3 #602 – 05/28/15 – SnatchSquatch – TBD

See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #597 – 4/23/15

When: Thirstday, 04/30/15
Hare: The Dark Kunt & R2 Do Me
Venue: Maybe W Cut Rate Liquors? (1656 W Division St)
Time: 7:00pm, On-out 7:30
Hash Cash: $8

Ugh, Panda is haring. Who keeps inviting this guy?

It may or may not be at W Cut Rate Liquors. Surprise surprise, Panda can’t get his shit together. Check back for confirmation that this will be the actual venue.

Notes:

– Bring a flashlight. It’s fucking dark, idiots.
– We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo!

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 06/04/2015! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #599 – 05/07/15 – $0.69 Man, Cuma Slutra, and Son of Spam – TBD ***Polish Constitution Day Hash***

Th3 #600 – 05/14/15 – Menstrual Casserole – TBD ***Menstrual’s Bloody Birthday Hash**

Th3 #601 – 05/21/15 – WE NEED A HARE!!

Th3 #602 – 05/28/15 – SnatchSquatch – TBD

See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #596 – 4/16/15

When: Thirstday, 04/16/15
Hares: Puzzled In The Sack
Venue: Hawkeye’s (1458 W. Taylor St.)
Time: 7:00pm, On-out 7:30
Hash Cash: $8

***Puzzled’s Birthday Trail***

I was told there will be at least one legitimate Check, and I’d expect some type of tasty, alcohol-infused baked goods.

Notes:

– Bring a flashlight. It’s fucking dark, idiots.
– We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo!

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 06/04/2015! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #597 – 04/23/15 – Panda – TBD

Th3 #598 – 04/30/15 – The Dark Kunt & R2 Do Me – TBD

Th3 #599 – 05/07/15 – $0.69 Man, Cuma Slutra, and Son of Spam – TBD ***Polish Constitution Day Hash***

Th3 #600 – 05/14/15 – Menstrual Casserole – TBD ***Menstrual’s Bloody Birthday Hash**

Th3 #601 – 05/21/15 – Golden Shartches – TBD

See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #595 – 4/9/15

When: Thirstday, 04/09/15
Hares: Dickens Cider & Stiffy for Stiffies
Venue: Wrigleyville North (3900 N Sheridan Rd)
Time: 7:00pm, On-out 7:30
Hash Cash: $8

***A Stiff Dick Trail***

Cum out and be excited for a (probably racist) Stiff Dick trail & screw the rain! Trail might end up being live but shenanigans are planned.

Notes:

– Bring a flashlight. It’s fucking dark, idiots.
– We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo!

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 06/04/2015! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #596 – 04/16/15 – Puzzled in the Sack – Hawkeye’s (1458 W. Taylor St.) ***Puzzled’s Birthday Trail***

Th3 #597 – 04/23/15 – Panda – TBD

Th3 #598 – 04/30/15 – The Dark Kunt & R2 Do Me – TBD

Th3 #599 – 05/07/15 – $0.69 Man, Cuma Slutra, and Son of Spam – TBD ***Polish Constitution Day Hash***

Th3 #600 – 05/14/15 – Menstrual Casserole – TBD ***Menstrual’s Bloody Birthday Hash**

See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #594 – 4/2/15

When: Thirstday, 04/02/15
Hares: Feather
Venue: J&M Tap (957 N Leavitt St)
Time: 7:00pm, On-out 7:30
Hash Cash: $8

FEATHER.

FEATHER.

FEATHER.

Notes:

– Bring a flashlight. It’s fucking dark, idiots.
– We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo!

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 06/04/2015! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #595 – 04/09/15 – Dickens Cider & Stiffy for Stiffies – TBD  ***A Stiff Dick Trail***

Th3 #596 – 04/16/15 – Puzzled in the Sack – Hawkeye’s (1458 W. Taylor St.) ***Puzzled’s Birthday Trail***

Th3 #597 – 04/23/15 – Panda – TBD

Th3 #598 – 04/30/15 – The Dark Kunt & R2 Do Me – TBD

See the cumplete hareline

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