Th3 #499 – 06/13/2013

June 10, 2013 WJew40 Hash

When: Thirstday, June 13, 2013 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Drop (1909 N. Lincoln Ave)

Hares: Monkey Semen Monkey Do & String Theory

Why: Monkey Semen, Monkey Do hares her birthday hash along with cohare String Theory. Of course, that is assuming she doesn’t break her pelvis first this time. I’m looking at you, String Theory.

Notes:

• This is the last hash before our 500th trail!  Get your livers ready!
• Stay tuned… new haberdashery coming soon…

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 8/1! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #500, 06/20/13    Happy Ass Grabber - Miska’s (2156 W. Belmont) ***Th3 500!***

Th3 #501, 06/27/13    BarBack MountHim – TBD

Th3 #502, 07/04/13    Snotcho Mama – TBD  ***Independence Day***

Th3 #503, 07/11/13    Helen Keller Facial & Snatchsquatch - Ravens (2326 N. Clark St) ***4th Annual Running of the Bulls***

Th3 #504, 07/18/13    WJew-40 – TBD

Th3 #505, 07/25/13   The Dark Kunt & Clark Kunt – TBD ***Pre-POP Kunt Fest***

See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #498 – 06/06/2013

June 10, 2013 WJew40 Hash

When: Thirstday, June 6, 2013 @ 6PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: The Drinking Bird (2201 N. Clybourn)

Hares: Four Score In The Back Door

Why: “666″ is the number of the beast. The beast, in this case, is resident hash devil Four Score In The Back Door, who will be haring this one out of the Drinking Bird.

Show up on 6/6 at 6 pm for pre-lubing that I’m told will involve creatively unholy activities. On-Out will still be at the normal time.

May Master Satan have mercy on our souls.

Notes:

• Our 500th run is quickly approaching… get your livers ready!
• Stay tuned… new haberdashery coming soon…

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 7/18! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #499, 06/13/13    Monkey Semen, Monkey Do - TBD ***Monkey’s birthday***

Th3 #500, 06/20/13    Happy Ass Grabber – TBD ***Th3 500!***

Th3 #501, 06/27/13    BarBack MountHim – TBD

Th3 #502, 07/04/13    WJew-40 & Little Trojan Annie- TBD ***Independence Day***

Th3 #503, 07/11/13    Helen Keller Facial & Snatchsquatch – TBD ***4th Annual Running of the Bulls***

Th3 #504, 07/18/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #505, 07/25/13   Clark Kunt – TBD

See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #497 – 05/30/2013

May 26, 2013 WJew40 Hash

When: Thirstday, May 30, 2013 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: The Corner Bar (2224 N. Leavitt)

Hares: Fistful of Pricks w/ proxy hares Gaping Panda & Hooch Before Kooch

Why: When I sent out an emergency alert to get a last-minute hare for this hash, I never expected that the person to step up would be Fistful of Pricks… offering to hare remotely from her new home in New Orleans. Or that Gaping Panda and Hooch Before Kooch would be her proxy hares, to help pull-off this crazy plan.

I have no idea what is going to happen, but I am sure it will be entertaining.

Notes:

• Our 500th run is quickly approaching… get your livers ready!
• Stay tuned… new haberdashery coming soon…

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 7/18! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #498, 06/06/13    Four Score In The Back Door – The Drinking Bird (2201 N. Clybourn)

Th3 #499, 06/13/13    Monkey Semen, Monkey Do - TBD ***Monkey’s birthday***

Th3 #500, 06/20/13    Happy Ass Grabber – TBD ***Th3 500!***

Th3 #501, 06/27/13    BarBack MountHim – TBD

Th3 #502, 07/04/13    WJew-40 & Little Trojan Annie- TBD ***Independence Day***

Th3 #503, 07/11/13    Helen Keller Facial & Snatchsquatch – TBD ***4th Annual Running of the Bulls***

Th3 #504, 07/18/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #505, 07/25/13   Clark Kunt – TBD

See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #496 – 05/23/2013

May 21, 2013 WJew40 Hash

When: Thirstday, May 23, 2013 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: The Atlantic Bar & Grill (5062 N. Lincoln Ave)

Hares: Gaping Panda, Poultry Fucker, & RTard-E

Why:  Th3 kicks off CH3′s Memorial Day weekend event! Gaping Panda, Poultry Fucker, and RTard-E are haring. For real this time! We are running out of The Atlantic Bar in Lincoln Square. Sorry to those of you looking forward to karaoke after circle. Blue Frog didn’t want to give us a beer special.

Notes:

• Get the scoop on the full Memorial Day event weekend, including online registration, here: http://www.chicagohash.com/all-events-runs/memorial-day-2013/
• Stay tuned… new haberdashery coming soon…

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 5/30! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #497, 05/30/13    Fistful of Pricks w/ proxy hares Gaping Panda & Hooch Before Kooch – The Corner Bar (2224 N. Leavitt St)

Th3 #498, 06/06/13    Four Score In The Back Door – The Drinking Bird (2201 N. Clybourn)

Th3 #499, 06/13/13    Monkey Semen, Monkey Do - TBD ***Monkey’s birthday***

Th3 #500, 06/20/13    Happy Ass Grabber – TBD ***Th3 500!***

Th3 #501, 06/27/13    BarBack MountHim – TBD

See the cumplete hareline

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