TH3: The best reason to call in sick on Fridays

TH3 #566 – 09/25/14

When: Thirstday, 9/25/14

Hare: Snatchsquatch

Venue: Rose’s Lounge (2656 N. Lincoln Av)

Time: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pm

Hash Cash: $8

Veteran Snatch will certainly aggravate us with plenty of circle jerks and falses. Maybe it won’t rain buckets this time around…

Notes:

  • Bring a flashlight. It’s fucking dark, idiots.
  • We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo!

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 10/16/2014! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #567 – 10/02/14 – Puzzled In The Sack – Atlantic Bar and Grill (5062 N. Lincoln Av.)

Th3 #568 – 10/09/14 – *cough, cough* Foamy Discharge and Sandy Syphilis proxy – TBD ***Thirstathon***

Th3 #569 – 10/16/14 – WE NEED A HARE!!

******************<Start Pink Dress Weekend>**************************

Th3 #570 – 10/23/14 – O’Shitty Runch & Furry Spice – TBD *** Pink Dress Pre-Lube & Dress Swap****

Th3 on Fri – 10/24/14 – Little Trojan Annie – Starting from Jefferson Tap (325 N. Jefferson St) ***Pink Dress Charity Bar Crawl***

Th3 on Sat – 10/25/14 – RTardE & his stooges ***MAIN EVENT – Pink Dress Run 2014***

Th3 on Sun – 10/26/14 – TBD ***Pink Dress Hangover (preceding CH3 run)***

******************<End Pink Dress Weekend>****************************

Th3 #571 – 10/30/14 – Taste the Rainbow -TBD ***Halloween Hash***

See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #565 – 9/18/14

When: Thirstday, 9/18/14

Hare: Just Nick

Venue: Blackie’s (755 S Clark St)

Time: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pm

Hash Cash: $8

Just Nick will be showing off his virgin laying skills all over the South Loop. Should be a horrible experience awesome.

Notes:

  • Bring a flashlight. It’s fucking dark, idiots.
  • We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo!

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 10/16/2014! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #566 – 09/25/14 – SnatchSquatch - Rose’s (2656 N. Lincoln Ave)

Th3 #567 – 10/02/14 – Puzzled In The Sack – Atlantic Bar and Grill (5062 N. Lincoln Av.)

Th3 #568 – 10/09/14 – *cough, cough* Foamy Discharge and Sandy Syphilis proxy – TBD ***Thirstathon***

Th3 #569 – 10/16/14 – WE NEED A HARE!!

******************<Start Pink Dress Weekend>**************************

Th3 #570 – 10/23/14 – O’Shitty Runch & Furry Spice – TBD *** Pink Dress Pre-Lube & Dress Swap****

Th3 on Fri – 10/24/14 – Little Trojan Annie – Starting from Jefferson Tap (325 N. Jefferson St) ***Pink Dress Charity Bar Crawl***

Th3 on Sat – 10/25/14 – RTardE & his stooges ***MAIN EVENT – Pink Dress Run 2014***

Th3 on Sun – 10/26/14 – TBD ***Pink Dress Hangover (preceding CH3 run)***

******************<End Pink Dress Weekend>****************************

Th3 #571 – 10/30/14 – Taste the Rainbow -TBD ***Halloween Hash***

See the cumplete hareline

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IMPOTENT ANNOUNCEMENT RE: PINK DRESS WEEKEND

With very little planning time remaining until this year’s scheduled Pink Dress run, and our still not having secured a venue or gotten a reply from our charity of choice, mismanagement has conferred and decided to push out the event until then end of October. Venues and charities simply haven’t been responsive, and mismanagement has been too busy with jobs, hair appointments, masturbation, etc to harass them to the extent required.

Pink Dress weekend will now be Thurs, Oct 23rd – Sunday, Oct. 26.

We will be working with the moon hash / CH3 to coordinate and hopefully avoid conflicts.

We’re sorry to mess up everybody’s plans , but we don’t believe we would be able to put together the kind of quality event your hash cash deserves AND deliver the level of charitable fund-raising we’ve accomplished in the past with only a few weeks to go.

Your GMs,

WJew-40 & One Fuck Chuck

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TH3 #564 – 9/11/14

When: Thirstday, 9/11/2014 ***EpiPenis On-Out***

Hares: EpiPenis


Venue: Irish Eyes – (2519 N Lincoln Av)


Time: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pm

Hash Cash: $8

Finally, the guy who won’t stfu during circle is leaving us. Maybe I.V. will have tags for this…

Notes:

  • New hab is in – get yours!
  • We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo!

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 9/25/2014! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #565 – 09/18/14 – Just Nick – Blackie’s (755 S. Clark St)

Th3 #566 – 09/25/14 – WE NEED A HARE!!

Th3 #567 – 10/02/14 – Puzzled In The Sack – Atlantic Bar and Grill (5062 N. Lincoln Av.)

Th3 #568 – 10/09/14 – *cough, cough* Foamy Discharge and Sandy Syphilis proxy – TBD ***Thirstathon***

Th3 #569 – 10/16/14 – WE NEED A HARE!!

******************<Start Pink Dress Weekend>**************************

Th3 #570 – 10/23/14 – O’Shitty Runch & Furry Spice – TBD *** Pink Dress Pre-Lube & Dress Swap****

Th3 on Fri – 10/24/14 – Little Trojan Annie – Starting from Jefferson Tap (325 N. Jefferson St) ***Pink Dress Charity Bar Crawl***

Th3 on Sat – 10/25/14 – RTardE & his stooges ***MAIN EVENT – Pink Dress Run 2014***

Th3 on Sun – 10/26/14 – TBD ***Pink Dress Hangover (preceding CH3 run)***

******************<End Pink Dress Weekend>****************************

Th3 #571 – 10/30/14 – Taste the Rainbow -TBD ***Halloween Hash***

See the cumplete hareline

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TH3 #563 – 9/4/14

When: Thirstday, 9/4/2014 ***4th Anal Beer Mile***

Hares: Little Trojan Annie


Venue: Ping Tom Park – (300 W 19th St)


Time: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pm

Hash Cash: $8

BEER MILE! Four beers in four laps. Try not to refund. There might be prizes for Best Time and Most Epic Refund.

Notes:

  • New hab is in – get yours!
  • We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo!

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 10/16/2014! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #564 – 09/11/14 – EpiPenis – Irish Eyes (2519 N. Lincoln AV)

Th3 #565 – 09/18/14 – Just Nick

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Th3 #566 – 09/25/14 – O’Shitty Runch & Furry Spice – TBD *** Pink Dress Pre-Lube & Dress Swap****

Th3 on Fri – 09/26/14 – Little Trojan Annie – Starting from Jefferson Tap (325 N. Jefferson St) ***Pink Dress Charity Bar Crawl***

Th3 on Sat – 09/27/14 – RTardE & his stooges ***MAIN EVENT – Pink Dress Run 2014***

Th3 on Sun – 09/28/14 – TBD ***Pink Dress Hangover (preceding CH3 run)***

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Th3 #567 – 10/02/14 – Puzzled In The Sack – Atlantic Bar and Grill (5062 N. Lincoln Av)

See the cumplete hareline

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