TH3: The best reason to call in sick on Fridays

Th3 #607 – 7/2/15

When: Thirstday, 07/03/15
Hares: Roofie Ragu
Venue: Independence Tap (3932 W. Irving Park Rd)
Time: 7:00pm, On-out 7:30
Hash Cash: $8

Come find out the ridiculous erection results to be announced during circle. Hoping I got an upgraded weight vest this year…

Notes:

– Bring a flashlight. It’s fucking dark, idiots.
– We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo!

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 07/09/2015! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #608 – 07/09/15 – WE NEED A HARE!!!

Th3 #609 – 07/16/15 – SnatchSquatch – Raven’s (2326 N Clark St) ***6th Anal Running of the Bulls***

Th3 #610 – 07/23/15 – Rumpspringa and Foamy Discharge – TBD ***Foamy 5K***

Th3 #611 – 07/30/15 – Pull My Pork! and R2 Do Me – TBD

See the cumplete hareline

 

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Th3 #606 – 6/25/15

When: Thirstday, 06/25/15
Hares: Rumplestealskids and Just Stephen
Venue: Burwood Tap (724 W. Wrightwood Av.)
Time: 7:00pm, On-out 7:30
Hash Cash: $8

omg, like, we were literally just there even. maybe less rain this time.

Notes:

– Bring a flashlight. It’s fucking dark, idiots.
– We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo!

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 08/13/2015! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #607 – 07/02/15 – Roofie Ragu – TBD

Th3 #608 – 07/09/15 – Snotcho Mama – TBD

Th3 #609 – 07/16/15 – SnatchSquatch – Raven’s (2326 N Clark St) ***Running of the Bulls***

Th3 #610 – 07/23/15 – Rumpspringa and Foamy Discharge – TBD ***Foamy 5K***

See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #605 – 6/18/15

When: Thirstday, 06/18/15
Hares: Monkey Semen Monkey Do
Venue: J&M Tap (957 N. Leavitt)
Time: 7:00pm, On-out 7:30
Hash Cash: $8

I think it’s her birthday, but really, nobody cares. Probably won’t see her until next year anyway…

Notes:

– Bring a flashlight. It’s fucking dark, idiots.
– We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo!

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 08/13/2015! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #606 – 06/25/15 – Rumplestealskids – TBD

Th3 #607 – 07/02/15 – Roofie Ragu – TBD

Th3 #608 – 07/09/15 – Snotcho Mama – TBD

Th3 #609 – 07/16/15 – SnatchSquatch – Raven’s (2326 N Clark St) ***Running of the Bulls***

See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #604 – 6/11/15

When: Thirstday, 06/11/15
Hares: Drill in My Box  ***Drill’s Birthday Hash***
Venue: Raven’s (2326 N Clark St)
Time: 7:00pm, On-out 7:30
Hash Cash: $8

It’s this bimbo’s birthday! Tits out for the boys!

Notes:

– Bring a flashlight. It’s fucking dark, idiots.
– We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo!

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 08/13/2015! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #605 – 06/18/15 – Monkey Semen, Monkey Do – TBD

Th3 #606 – 06/25/15 – Rumplestealskids – TBD

Th3 #607 – 07/02/15 – Roofie Ragu – TBD

Th3 #608 – 07/09/15 – Snotcho Mama – TBD

See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #603 – 6/4/15

When: Thirstday, 06/04/15
Hares: Golden Shartches
Venue: Big Joe’s (1818 W Foster Ave)
Time: 7:00pm, On-out 7:30
Hash Cash: $8

No turtles :(

Notes:

– Bring a flashlight. It’s fucking dark, idiots.
– We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo!

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 07/09/2015! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #604 – 06/11/18 – Drill in My Box – TBD ***Drill’s Birthday Hash***

Th3 #605 – 06/18/15 – Monkey Semen, Monkey Do – TBD

Th3 #606 – 06/25/15 – Rumplestealskids – TBD

Th3 #607 – 07/02/15 – Roofie Ragu – TBD

See the cumplete hareline

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