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Th3 #683 – 12/1/16

Hare: Private Snowball
Venue: Big Joe’s (1818 W. Foster Ave.)
Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30
Hash Cash: $8

Join Th3 as our visitor, Private Snowball, wraps up his Tour duh Snowball, haring five times in five days in our lovely city.

From Da Hare: A BRIEF HISTORY: back in 2009 I took a dare. The dare was simple, hare a bunch of trails in a row, because it is easy to hash a bunch of trails in a row (a tour duh hash), but haring a bunch (tour duh hare or Iron Hare) is pretty tough. The dare was so successful (and fun), that I decided to do it again in 2010 . . . then again in 2011 . . . in 2012 (you get the idea).

I named this yearly event “Tour duh Snowball”. In 2016 I have brought it to beautiful Chicago, Illinois to hare five trails with some of Wanker World’s most celebrated kennels:

Chicago Hash House Harriers (Sunday Nov 27)

Because Liquors Okay With Juice Or Beer Hash House Harriers (Monday Nov 28 and Tuesday Nov 29)

Whiskey Wednesday Hash House Harriers (Wednesday Nov 30)

Chicago Thirstday Hash House Harriers (Thursday Dec 1)

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 12/29/16! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:
Th3 #684 – 12/8/16 – Soul Taco and False Advertising – Mahoney’s (551 N. Ogden Ave.) ***Soul Taco’s birfday!***
Th3 #685 – 12/15/16 – Snatchsquatch and Hooch Before Cooch – TBD **Anthrax Pre-Pre-Lube**
Th3 #686 – 12/22/16 – Palmolive These Dicks – TBD **UGLY SWEATER HASH**
Th3 #687 – 12/29/16 – WE NEED A HARE!
See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #682 – 11/24/16 – THANKSGIVING HASH

Hares: SnatchSquatch & Two Girls, One Cupcake
Venue: Casa de SnatchCakes (4416 N Albany Ave.)
Time: Dinner at 3 p.m., Trail at 5 p.m.
Hash Cash: Potluck dish/booze to share

It’s Thanksgiving, bitches!

Instead of listening to your relatives gloat about the election, join the hashygiving! Or, come drink with us after you’ve put yourself through torture! Cupcakes will make a turkey and Snatch will turkey hobble out a trail for after dinner.

IMPORTANT NOTES:
– Time change: 3 p.m., not our usual 7 p.m. Trail after dinner.

– In lieu of hash cash, please bring a side dish or booze to share. Cupcakes is supplying the turkey. Please let the hosts know what you’re bringing so we can fill in the holes for whatever is missing.

– Have other plans? Feel free to stop by whenever you can, even if it’s after trail/dinner. Bring booze.

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 12/22/16! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:
Th3 #683 – 12/1/16 – Private Snowball – Big Joe’s (1818 W. Foster Ave.)
Th3 #684 – 12/8/16 – Soul Taco and False Advertising – Mahoney’s (551 N. Ogden Ave.) ***Soul Taco’s birfday!***
Th3 #685 – 12/15/16 – Snatchsquatch and Hooch Before Cooch – TBD **Anthrax Pre-Pre-Lube**
Th3 #686 – 12/22/16 – Palmolive These Dicks – TBD **UGLY SWEATER HASH**
See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #681 – 11/17/16

Hares: Rusty Grundél
Venue: Chris’s North Land (1610 W North Ave.)
Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30
Hash Cash: $8

I believe the last time Rusty signed up to hare, he was drunk in Honduras and it turned out to be a shitastic trail. I would expect about the same this time too. And cats.

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 12/22/16! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:
Th3 #682 – 11/24/16 – Snatchsquatch & Two Girls, One Cupcake **THANKSGIVING HASH**
Th3 #683 – 12/1/16 – Private Snowball – Big Joe’s (1818 W. Foster Ave.)
Th3 #684 – 12/8/16 – Soul Taco and False Advertising – Mahoney’s (551 N. Ogden Av.) ***Soul Taco’s birfday!***
Th3 #685 – 12/15/16 – Snatchsquatch and Hooch Before Cooch – TBD **Anthrax Pre-Pre-Lube**
See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #680 – 11/10/16

Hares: Dickens Cider
Venue: A-to-B Starting from Lotties Pub (1925 W. Cortland St.)
Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30
Hash Cash: $8

If America doesn’t end Wednesday, cum run a shitty, probably live hared trail. It will be A to B, B yet to be determined.

From Da Hare: In honor of the craptastic display of decision making shown yesterday, we’re going to continue the trend with the “Bad Decision Hash 2016”.
First bad decision was letting me hare.
And trail will be LIVE. Likelihood of catching me….pretty damn good. Special shots go to the idiots who do.
You will have plenty of opportunity to make bad decisions on trail. Be prepared for alternative marks, a shot stop filled with horrible decisions, and a beer stop to drown whatever bad taste the shot stop and trail left in your gut. Barring any unforeseen changes in weather or police activity, CIRCLE WILL BE OUTSIDE. Shag wagon will take your shit to the B. Location will be posted after the shot stop.

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 12/22/16! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:
Th3 #681 – 11/17/16 – Rusty Grundle – TBD
Th3 #682 – 11/24/16 – Snatchsquatch & Two Girls, One Cupcake **THANKSGIVING HASH**
Th3 #683 – 12/1/16 – Private Snowball – Big Joe’s (1818 W. Foster Av.)
Th3 #684 – 12/8/16 – Soul Taco and False Advertising – Mahoney’s (551 N. Ogden Av.) ***Soul Taco’s birfday!***
See the cumplete hareline

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Th3 #679 – 11/3/16

Hares: Silent But Deadly and Panty Raider
Venue: J&M Tap (957 N. Leavitt Av.)
Time: 7pm, On-out 7:30
Hash Cash: $8

omg she never leaves… and now with even more Guam.

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 12/22/16! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.P.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your hash, e-mail the details to Roofie Ragu to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:
Th3 #680 – 11/10/16 – Dickens Cider – TBD
Th3 #681 – 11/17/16 – Rusty Grundle – TBD
Th3 #682 – 11/24/16 – Snatchsquatch & Two Girls, One Cupcake **THANKSGIVING HASH**
Th3 #683 – 12/1/16 – Private Snowball – Big Joe’s (1818 W. Foster Av.)
See the cumplete hareline

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