When: Thirstday, February 3rd, 2011 @ 7PM
Where: VENUE CHANGE!!! Rated ‘R’ Bar and Grill (fka Dunn Inn) at 3456 N Pulaski. Call hotline for more info 773-234-2337 (beer).   

Hares: 10 Dix with Wings and Way too Much Jism

Why: It’s a Homecoming celebration!  Dress in your best Homecoming gear ’cause Momma, Momma, She’s Coming Home!

Hash Cash: $8

ps. We need hares! Please see CornStar or Happy Ass Grabber to sign up or email CornStar at CornStar1@gmail.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

Hareline:

2/10/11 SpermDiversion

2/17/11 Taste the Rainbow and Dark Side of the Poon

2/24/11 Tampon Tampoff

3/3/11 WE NEED A HARE

3/10/11 WE NEED A HARE

3/17/11 International Virgin and M’Alice

3/24/11 Lick’er Leash (with 5 Hole Failure)

3/31/11 WE NEED A HARE

When: Thirstday, January 27th, 2011 @ 7PM
Where: Flounders at 2201 N Clyborn
Hares: Mt. Schwiiinga and Beer Spill Valdez

Why: Seriously… it’s not that cold outside!

Hash Cash: $8

ps. We need hares! Please see CornStar or Happy Ass Grabber to sign up or email CornStar at CornStar1@gmail.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

Hareline:

2/3/11 Too Much Jism and 10dix with Wings

2/10/11 SpermDiversion

2/17/11 Taste the Rainbow and Dark Side of the Poon

2/24/11 Tampon Tampoff

3/3/11 WE NEED A HARE

3/10/11 WE NEED A HARE

3/17/11 International Virgin and M’Alice

3/24/11 Lick’er Leash (with 5 Hole Failure)

3/31/11 WE NEED A HARE

When: Thirstday, January 20th, 2011 @ 7PM
Where: Three Aces at 1321 W Taylor
Hares: 10Dix with Wings and Ice Princess

Why: I smell birthday cake… and champagne!

Hash Cash: $8

ps. We need hares! Please see CornStar or Happy Ass Grabber to sign up or email CornStar at CornStar1@gmail.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

Hareline:

1/27/11 Mt Schwiiinga and Beer Spill Valdez

2/3/11 Too Much Jism and 10dix with Wings

2/10/11 WE NEED A HARE

2/17/11 Taste the Rainbow and Dark Side of the Poon

2/24/11 Tampon Tampoff

3/3/11 WE NEED A HARE

3/10/11 WE NEED A HARE

3/17/11 International Virgin and M’Alice

3/24/11 Lick’er Leash (with 5 Hole Failure)

3/31/11 WE NEED A HARE

When: Thirstday, January 13th, 2011 @ 7PM
Where: Simpson’s at 1133 S Western

Hares: Happy Ass Grabber, Sperm Diversion and TurboDog!

Why: This might be a live trail!  Racists, if you catch him, now is your very rare chance to see Happy’s bare butt! Wait…

Hash Cash: $8

ps. We need hares! Please see CornStar or Happy Ass Grabber to sign up or email CornStar at CornStar1@gmail.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

Hareline:

1/20/11 Ten Dix with Wings and Ice Princess

1/27/11 Mt Schwiiinga and Beer Spill Valdez

2/3/11 WE NEED A HARE

2/10/11 WE NEED A HARE

2/17/11 Taste the Rainbow and Dark Side of the Poon

2/24/11 Tampon Tampoff

3/3/11 WE NEED A HARE

3/10/11 WE NEED A HARE

3/17/11 International Virgin and M’Alice

3/24/11 Lick’er Leash (with 5 Hole Failure)

3/31/11 WE NEED A HARE