When:Thirstday, April 28th, 2011 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: J&M Tap at 957 N Leavitt, Chicago IL

Hares: Happy Ass Graber and Just Jon

Why: We might get to hear tales of BarTHelona and eat PreTHzels and drink BeerTH …

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We need hares starting in July. Dust off your calendar and Please see CornStar or Happy Ass Grabber to sign up or email CornStar at CornStar1@gmail.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

Hareline:

5/5/11 Tampon Tampoff

5/12/11 Pull My Pork & Caught Red Headed

5/19/11 It’s Too Soft

5/26/11 Snatchsquatch

6/2/11 Smell This

6/9/11 WE NEED A HARE

6/16/11 Chicken Stiffer

6/23/11 International Virgin

6/30/11 Pull My Pork

When: Thirstday, April 21st, 2011 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Four Trey’s @ 3333 N Damen Ave, Chicago IL (Just south Damen and Roscoe)

Hares: Half Fag

Why: I’m turning the big 3-2 at midnight! Come on out and enjoy a truly shitty trail/bevvies with me to celebrate!

Hash Cash: $8

Notes: Paulina Brown Line stop is your closest El station to Four Treys. Walk due west on Roscoe for three blocks and Then one block south on Damen.

P.S.: We need hares! Please see CornStar or Happy Ass Grabber to sign up or email CornStar at CornStar1@gmail.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

Hareline:

4/28/11 Happy Ass Grabber and Just Jon

5/5/11 Tampon Tampoff

5/12/11 Pull My Pork & Caught Red Headed

5/19/11 It’s Too Soft

5/26/11 Snatchsquatch

6/2/11 Smell This

6/9/11 WE NEED A HARE

6/16/11 Chicken Stiffer

6/23/11 International Virgin

6/30/11 Pull My Pork

When:Thirstday, April 14th, 2011 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Christina’s Place at 3759 N Kedzie Ave, Chicago IL

Hares: CornStar and BackDoorCounty

Why: Who wouldn’t love to see these lovely ladies in action? Oh yeah, and $2 Guinness!

Hash Cash: $8

Notes: This place is close to Addison Blue line, the Addison bus #152 and the Irving Park bus #80.

P.S.: We need hares! Please see CornStar or Happy Ass Grabber to sign up or email CornStar at CornStar1@gmail.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

Hareline:

4/21/11 Half Fag

4/28/11 Happy Ass Grabber and Just Jon

5/5/11 Tampon Tampoff

5/12/11 Pull My Pork & Caught Red Headed

5/19/11 It’s Too Soft

5/26/11 Snatchsquatch

6/2/11 Smell This

6/9/11 WE NEED A HARE

6/16/11 Chicken Stiffer

6/23/11 International Virgin

6/30/11 Pull My Pork

When:Thirstday, April 7th, 2011 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where:  Houndstooth Saloon at 3369 N Clark St, Chicago IL

Hares: HornE, 69cMan and Caught Red Headed

Why: Because we were promised $5 pitchers! Oh Yeah!

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We need hares! Please see CornStar or Happy Ass Grabber to sign up or email CornStar at CornStar1@gmail.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

Hareline:

4/14/11 CornStar and Back Door County

4/21/11 Half Fag

4/28/11 Happy Ass Grabber and Just Jon

5/5/11 Tampon Tampoff

5/12/11 Pull My Pork & Caught Red Headed

5/19/11 It’s Too Soft

5/26/11 Snatchsquatch

6/2/11 Smell This

6/9/11 WE NEED A HARE

6/16/11 Chicken Stiffer

6/23/11 International Virgin

6/30/11 Pull My Pork