TH3: The best reason to call in sick on Fridays

Th3 #450 – 07/05/12

When: Thirstday, July 5, 2012 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: The Independence Tap (3932 W. Irving Park Rd) 

Hares: WJew-40 & The Cock Whisperer

Why:  Celebrate the day after Independence Day at the Independence Tap. WJew-40 and The Cock Whisperer will be filling in for Little Trojan Annie to hare a drunkenly patriotic trail.


  • ‘Merica!
  • Fuck Yeah!
  • Bring some extra cash to get yourself some of our haberdash.  We have Thirstday Shiggy Socks ($10) and Call In Sick On Friday tech shirts ($12).

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 9/13/12! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.


Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

07/12/12 Snatchsquatch – Ravens (2326 N. Clark) ***3rd Annual Running of the Bulls***

07/19/12 Rusty Grundle & Caught Red Headed – TBD

07/26/12 Ass2Mouth & Wang Chunks – TBD ***Beer Mile***

08/02/12 Hoosier Daddy – TBD ***Hoosier’s Birthday***

08/09/12 Mt. Schwiinga, Bang Me/Blow Me/Get Me Off, & The Dark Kunt – TBD ***Toga Hash!***

08/16/12 Hoosier Daddy, Smells Like Twat Sweat, & Just Liam – TBD

08/23/12 WJew-40 – TBD

08/30/12 Two Hairnets & Cuma Slutra – TBD ***Hairnets’ & Slutra’s Birthday ***

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