TH3: The best reason to call in sick on Fridays

Th3 #453 – 07/26/2012 ***BEER MILE****

When: Thirstday, July 26, 2012 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Ping Tom Park (300 W 19th St)

Hares: Wang Chunks, Ass 2 Mouth, & Krusty the Meat Miser

Why:   Wang Chunks, Ass 2 Mouth, and recent transplant Krusty the Meat Miser proudly present the Second Annual TH3 Beer Mile! Instead of our standard trail with marks to solve, the course will be a quarter-mile loop (actually, it’s a figure 8 this time around–a great opportunity for collisions!).

Participants will drink a full can of beer and run a lap, repeating the process three more times. The result is 4 cans of beer consumed, a mile run, and some pretty epic refunds. Refunders are required to run a penal…ty lap to complete their course.


  • Take the Red Line to Cermak-Chinatown. Chalk arrows will lead you to the park.
  • On-after: TBA
  • Promises: Beer, Mile.
  • Bring some extra cash to get yourself some of our haberdash.  We have Thirstday Shiggy Socks ($10) and Call In Sick On Friday tech shirts ($12).

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 9/20/12! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.


Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

08/02/12 Hoosier Daddy – Durkin’s Tavern (810 W Diversey) ***Hoosier’s Birthday***

08/09/12 Mt. Schwiinga, Bang Me/Blow Me/Get Me Off, & The Dark Kunt – Miska’s Bar (3205 N Leavitt St) ***5th Annual Toga Hash!***

08/16/12 Just Liam & Hoosier Daddy – TBD

08/23/12 WJew-40 & EZ On The Ass – TBD

08/30/12 Two Hairnets & Cuma Slutra – TBD ***Hairnets’ & Slutra’s Birthday ***

09/06/12 Slippery Fingers,  The Cock Whisperer, & Just Liam – TBD ***Slippery’s & Cock’s 1st Hashiversary, Just Liam’s birthday***

09/13/12 Just Roger & Happy Ass Grabber – TBD

09/20/12 WE NEED A HARE

09/27/12 WE NEED A HARE

See the cumplete hareline

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