When: Thirstday, Apr 26, 2012 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Chip Inn (832 N. Greenview Ave)

Hares: Dr. Fudgeknuckles

Why:  On Thirstday, 4/26, Dr. Fudgeknuckles will lead us on a merry chase (read: live hare) out of the Chipp Inn in Noble Square. Catch him if you can.

Notes:  Bring some extra cash to get yourself some of our new haberdash.  They are short-sleeve tech shirts that say “Call in sick on Friday” on the front and have the Th3 logo on the back. Colors available are red, blue, and orange. Sizes are unisex Small, Medium, Large, and XL. Cost is $12 per.

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 5/24/12! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

05/03/12 Double Fister – Four Treys (3333 N. Damen)

05/10/12 WJew-40 & TLIMITW – TBD

05/17/12 Hood Whorenament & Four Score in the Back Door – TBD ***Hood & Four Score’s Birthday***

05/24/12 WE NEED A HARE

05/31/12 WE NEED A HARE

06/07/12 WE NEED A HARE

06/14/12 WE NEED A HARE

06/21/12 Fistful of Pricks – TBD ***Fisty’s Birthday***

06/28/12 Pull My Pork – TBD ***Porky’s Birthday***

When: Thirstday, Apr 19, 2012 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Loafers Bar (2600 W. Lawrence Ave)

Hares: Pull My Pork

Why:  Pull My Pork will be haring out of Loafers bar in Lincoln Square. Since he’s going to be there, I’m sure all of you will be too busy to make it. That’s alright — he never liked any of you anyway.

Notes:  Welcome to our visitors from the Dallas Urban H3 (DUHHH)!

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 5/24/12! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

04/26/12 Dr. Fudgeknuckles – Chip Inn (832 N. Greenview Ave)

05/03/12 Double Fister – Four Treys (3333 N. Damen)

05/10/12 WJew-40 & TLIMITW – TBD

05/17/12 Hood Whorenament & Four Score in the Back Door – TBD ***Hood & Four Score’s Birthday***

05/24/12 WE NEED A HARE

05/31/12 WE NEED A HARE

06/07/12 WE NEED A HARE

06/14/12 WE NEED A HARE

06/21/12 Fistful of Pricks – TBD ***Fisty’s Birthday***

06/28/12 Pull My Pork – TBD ***Porky’s Birthday***

When: Thirstday, Apr 12, 2012 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Four Treys (3333 N. Damen)

Hares: Slipper Fingers, Little Trogan Annie, & Just Zoe

Why:  Join Th3 as we celebrate Slippery Fingers’ birthday with another night of druken debauchery. Little Trojan Annie, Slippery Fingers, and Just Zoe will be haring out of Four Treys Tavern. This trail promises to be extra shitty — literally, as Just Zoe was given a down-down for crapping on trail at her last hash.

Notes:  For those of you who are not aware, Just Zoe is a dog, and yes this bar is dog friendly.

               Also- flashlights are probably a good idea.

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 5/24/12! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

04/19/12 Pull My Pork -  Loafer’s (2600 W. Lawrence Ave)

04/26/12 Dr. Fudgeknuckles – Chip Inn (832 N. Greenview Ave)

05/03/12 Double Fister – Four Treys (3333 N. Damen)

05/10/12 WJew-40 & TLIMITW – TBD

05/17/12 Hood Whorenament & Four Score in the Back Door – TBD ***Hood & Four Score’s Birthday***

05/24/12 WE NEED A HARE

05/31/12 WE NEED A HARE

When: Thirstday, Apr 05, 2012 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Ravenswoof Pub (5455 N. Ravenswood Ave)

Hares: Lifa

Why:  On April 5th, Th3 will have the honor of hosting a major milestone in the hashing career of one of Chicago’s most half-minded half-minds! This will be Lifa’s 20th hashiversary, and we will celebrate with our usual gusto by getting tanked and bitching about the shitty trail he will have set for us out of the Ravenswood Pub.

Notes:  Lifa is crazy old.

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 4/26/12! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

04/12/12 Little Trojan Annie, Slippery Fingers, & Just Zoe - Four Treys (3333 N. Damen) ***Slippery’s Birthday***

04/19/12 Pull My Pork -  Loafer’s (2600 W. Lawrence Ave)

04/26/12 Dr. Fudgeknuckles – Chip Inn (832 N. Greenview Ave)

05/03/12 Double Fister – Four Treys (3333 N. Damen)

05/10/12 WJew-40 & TLIMITW – TBD

05/17/12 Hood Whorenament & Four Score in the Back Door – TBD ***Hood & Four Score’s Birthday***

05/24/12 WE NEED A HARE

05/31/12 WE NEED A HARE

When: Thirstday, Mar 29, 2012 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Jimmy Figgs (160 N. Franklin)

Hares: Caught Red Headed & Drill In My Box

Why:  Take advantage of a rare opportunity for downtown Hashing!  Hares Drill In My Box and Caught Red Headed are joining forces to bring us the tiny-elfingest, tatto-sleevingest, cargo-pantingest trail ever to hit the Loop.

Notes:  This will be Drill’s virgin lay. She needs to get plenty of down-downs for playing hard-to-get for this long.

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 4/26/12! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

04/05/12 Lifa – Ravenswoof Pub (5455 N. Ravenswood Ave) ***Lifa’s hashiversary***

04/12/12 Little Trojan Annie, Slippery Fingers, & Just Zoe - Four Treys (3333 N. Damen) ***Slippery’s Birthday***

04/19/12 Pull My Pork -  Loafer’s (2600 W. Lawrence Ave)

04/26/12 WE NEED A HARE

05/03/12 Double Fister – Four Treys (3333 N. Damen)

05/10/12 WJew-40 & TLIMITW – TBD

05/17/12 Hood Whorenament & Four Score in the Back Door – TBD ***Hood & Four Score’s Birthday***

05/24/12 WE NEED A HARE

05/31/12 WE NEED A HARE