When: Thirstday, Feb 9, 2012 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: The Atlantic (5062 N. Lincoln Ave)

Hares: EZ On The Ass, Return To Gender, & Sphincter Grease

Why: Join Th3 in welcoming Sphincter Grease back from overseas military assignment!

Notes: This is day one of the three-day Chicago/Waukesha/Madison 3-day event “Return to EZ on the Sphincter Grease”.  See the event link (below) for details.

             https://www.facebook.com/events/301706229862670/

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 4/19/12! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

02/16/12 Furry Spice & BarfFly- TBD

02/23/12 Platty Pussy & Chip ‘n Dale – TBD ***Platty’s Birthday***

03/01/12 Hoosier Daddy – TBD

03/08/12 10 Dix with Wings & EZ On The Ass – Moe’s (2937 N. Milwaukee Ave)

03/15/12 Mt. Schwiinga – Tai’s Til 4 (3611 N Ashland Ave) ***Schwiinga’s birthday***

03/22/12 Fistful of Pricks – TBD

03/29/12 Drill In My Box & Caught Red Headed – TBD

04/05/12 Lifa – TBD ***Lifa’s Hashiversary***

04/12/12 Little Trojan Annie – TBD

04/19/12 WE NEED A HARE

04/26/12 WE NEED A HARE

When: Thirstday, Feb 2, 2012 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Rebel (3462 N. Clark St )

Hares: Hood Whorenament & Glory Hole

Why: On this day in 1887, the first gathering at Gobbler’s Knob in Punxsatawney, PA, to wait for the groundhog’s shadow occurred.  Seriously, if the anniversary of an event that occured at Gobbler’s Knob isn’t hash-worthy, I don’t know what is.

Notes:  This is the Groundhog’s day hash, and since it’s Feb 2nd, two twos, everyone is encouraged to wear tutus!!

               Bar specials at Rebel include half price draft beer and well drinks, and $1 grilled cheeses .

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 3/22/12! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.:  Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

02/09/12 EZ on the Ass, Return to Gender, & Sphincter Grease - The Atlantic (5062 N. Lincoln Ave)  

02/16/12 Furry Spice & BarfFly- TBD

02/23/12 Platty Pussy & Chip ‘n Dale – TBD ***Platty’s Birthday***

03/01/12 Hoosier Daddy – TBD

03/08/12 10 Dix with Wings & EZ On The Ass - Moe’s  (2937 N. Milwaukee Ave)

03/15/12 Mt. Schwiinga – Tai’s Til 4 (3611 N Ashland Ave) ***Schwiinga’s birthday***

03/22/12 WE NEED A HARE

03/29/12 WE NEED A HARE

04/05/12 Lifa – TBD ***Lifa’s Hashiversary***

04/12/12 Little Trojan Annie – TBD

04/19/12 WE NEED A HARE

04/26/12 WE NEED A HARE

When:Thirstday, Jan 26, 2012 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Black Rock (3614 N Damen Ave).

Hares: The Least Interesting Man In The World & Master Debator

Why: To see the insanity that results from pairing a virgin hare with T-LIMIT.  Also, to see Four Score flip out every time somebody calls him T-LIMIT.

Notes:  Week 4 of Th3 Virgin Hare month belongs to Master Debator.  Don’t forget to congratulate him on his virgin lay. 

Hash Cash: $8 + you have to bring something to beat T-LIMIT with if this trail is as shitty as his last one.

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 3/22/12! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.:  Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

02/02/12 Hood Whorenament & Glory Hole - Rebel (3462 N. Clark St )

02/09/12 EZ on the Ass, Return to Gender, & Sphincter Grease - The Atlantic (5062 N. Lincoln Ave)  

02/16/12 Furry Spice – TBD

02/23/12 Platty Pussy & Chip ‘N Dale – TBD

03/01/12 Hoosier Daddy – TBD

03/08/12 10 Dix with Wings & EZ On The Ass - Moe’s  (2937 N. Milwaukee Ave)

03/15/12 Mt. Schwiinga – TBD (Schwiinga’s birthday)

03/22/12 WE NEED A HARE

03/29/12 WE NEED A HARE

When:Thirstday, Jan 19, 2012 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Cleo’s Bar & Grill (1935 W. Chicago Ave).

Hares: WJew-40 & Just Mike YouKnowMe

Why: We will get you good and drunk to take your mind off of how sad you are that 10 Dix with Wings has left us for New York.

Notes:  Week 3 of Th3 Virgin Hare month belongs to Just Mike YouKnowMe.  Don’t forget to congratulate him on his virgin lay. 

                Trail will be A-to-B.  B will be approximately 1/2 mile from A.  

Hash Cash: $8 + you have to learn one new fact about Just Mike that can be used in his naming.

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 3/1/12! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.:  Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

01/26/12 The Least Interesting Man In The World & Master Debator – TBD

02/02/12 Hood Whorenament & Glory Hole - Rebel (3462 N. Clark St )

02/09/12 EZ on the Ass, Return to Gender, & Sphincter Grease - The Atlantic (5062 N. Lincoln Ave)  

02/16/12 Furry Spice – TBD

02/23/12 Hoosier Daddy – TBD

03/01/12 WE NEED A HARE

03/08/12 WE NEED A HARE

03/15/12 Mt. Schwiinga – TBD (Schwiinga’s birthday)

03/22/12 WE NEED A HARE

03/29/12 WE NEED A HARE

When:Thirstday, Jan 12, 2012 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: The Cell Block (3702 N Halsted)

Hares: 10 Dix with Wings & Furry Spice

Why: Celebrate 10 Dix with Wings‘ On-Out hash.  This is her last Thirstday before leaving Chicago for New York City.  It is also Little Trojan Annie‘s birthday and Furry Spice‘s virgin lay, so expect a total shit show.  Pre-emptively calling in sick for Friday is HIGHLY recommended.

Notes:  Week 2 of Th3 Virgin Hare month belongs to Furry Spice.  Seriously, how did he go this long without haring???

Hash Cash: $8 + you have to give Furry Spice a double sack-tap for preserving his haring virginity for so long.

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 3/1/12! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.:  Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

01/19/12 WJew-40 & Just Mike YouKnowMe - TBD

01/26/12 The Least Interesting Man In The World & Master Debator – TBD

02/02/12 Hood Whorenament & Glory Hole – TBD

02/09/12 Sphincter Grease – TBD (Homecoming Hash)

02/16/12 Furry Spice – TBD

02/23/12 Hoosier Daddy – TBD

03/01/12 WE NEED A HARE

03/08/12 WE NEED A HARE

03/15/12 Mt. Schwiinga – TBD (Schwiinga’s birthday)

03/22/12 WE NEED A HARE

03/29/12 WE NEED A HARE