TH3: The best reason to call in sick on Fridays

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TH3 #566 – 09/25/14

When: Thirstday, 9/25/14 Hare: Snatchsquatch Venue: Rose’s Lounge (2656 N. Lincoln Av) Time: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pm Hash Cash: $8 Veteran Snatch will certainly aggravate us with plenty of circle jerks and falses. Maybe it won’t rain buckets this time around… Notes: Bring a flashlight. It’s fucking dark, idiots. We’re taking credit cards now for hash […]

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Th3 #565 – 9/18/14

When: Thirstday, 9/18/14 Hare: Just Nick Venue: Blackie’s (755 S Clark St) Time: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pm Hash Cash: $8 Just Nick will be showing off his virgin laying skills all over the South Loop. Should be a horrible experience awesome. Notes: Bring a flashlight. It’s fucking dark, idiots. We’re taking credit cards now for hash cash & haberdash. Woo! […]

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IMPOTENT ANNOUNCEMENT RE: PINK DRESS WEEKEND

With very little planning time remaining until this year’s scheduled Pink Dress run, and our still not having secured a venue or gotten a reply from our charity of choice, mismanagement has conferred and decided to push out the event until then end of October. Venues and charities simply haven’t been responsive, and mismanagement has […]

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TH3 #564 – 9/11/14

When: Thirstday, 9/11/2014 ***EpiPenis On-Out*** Hares: EpiPenis Venue: Irish Eyes – (2519 N Lincoln Av) Time: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pm Hash Cash: $8 Finally, the guy who won’t stfu during circle is leaving us. Maybe I.V. will have tags for this… Notes: New hab is in – get yours! We’re taking credit cards now for hash […]

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TH3 #563 – 9/4/14

When: Thirstday, 9/4/2014 ***4th Anal Beer Mile*** Hares: Little Trojan Annie Venue: Ping Tom Park – (300 W 19th St) Time: 7:00pm, On-Out 7:30pm Hash Cash: $8 BEER MILE! Four beers in four laps. Try not to refund. There might be prizes for Best Time and Most Epic Refund. Notes: New hab is in – […]

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