When:Thirstday,  Sept 22nd, 2011 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Cafe Bong Ho at 5706 N. Clark

Hares: Caught Red Headed and Pull My Pork

Why: Porn, Karaoke, beer…. what more could a hasher ask for?

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We need hares beggining 11/3! Dust off your calendar and Please see CornStar to sign up or email CornStar at CornStar1@gmail.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

Pink Dress is coming September 29th! http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=176094112461818 

Click the Add to Cart link to rego!

Hareline:

9/29/11 Pink Dress Hares- Rebel- Pink Dress

10/6/11 The Porcelain God and Wrapper Snatcher -TBD

10/13/11 Snatchsquatch and Just Michael- TBD

10/20/11 PokeHis Anus and Lifa-TBD

10/27/11 Wang Chunks- TBD

11/3/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/10/11 Chicken Stiffer-The Nil Tap - 5734 N. Elston Ave. “boots and utes hash for Veterans day  Bring flashlights”

11/17/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/24/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/1/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/8/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/15/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/22/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/29/11 WE NEED A HARE

When:Thirstday,  Sept 15th, 2011 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Three Aces (1321 W Taylor St)(near Polk Pink Line and Racine Blue Line)

Hares: Wang Chunks and Ass-2-Mouth (and possibly Ten Dix with Wings)

Why: It’s Not Gay If It’s A Three Way

Hare Notes: Trail Notes / Hares’ Promises:
* In an unprecented show of mercy, your hares have removed the swimming portions of trail. No dry bag will be needed… this time.
* Trail will be A-B, a bag vehicle will be provided, and trail will be swept.
* Trail will be short, dry, and flat… just like your sister.
* An outdoor circle is quite likely.
* Bring a vessel, you wankers. Solo cups will not be provided. We’re so f*cking green

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We need a co hare for 10/20 and then hares starting in October. Dust off your calendar and Please see CornStar to sign up or email CornStar at CornStar1@gmail.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

Pink Dress is coming September 29th! http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=176094112461818  NOTE REGO INCREASE TO $40 THIS THURSDAY!!! Bring your rego to the hash this week!

Click the Add to Cart link to rego!

Hareline:

9/22/11 Caught Red Headed and Pull My Pork- Cafe Bong Ho at 5706 N. Clark

9/29/11 Pink Dress Hares- Rebel- Pink Dress

10/6/11 The Porcelain God and Wrapper Snatcher -TBD

10/13/11 Snatchsquatch and Just Michael- TBD

10/20/11 PokeHis Anus (needs Co-hare- any volunteers?) TBD

10/27/11 Wang Chunks- TBD

11/3/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/10/11 Chicken Stiffer-The Nil Tap - 5734 N. Elston Ave. “boot and utes hash for Veterans day  Bring flashlights”

11/17/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/24/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/1/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/8/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/15/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/22/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/29/11 WE NEED A HARE

When:Thirstday,  Sept 8th, 2011 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Happy Village- 1059 N Wolcott

Hares: W Jew-40 and Just Kristin

Why: Hipster Hash- WJew-40 and Just Kristin will lead you on a vintage safari through Wicker Park/Bucktown and surrounding area, giving you a chance to get an up-close look at the elusive Hipster in his/her natural habitat. You are encouraged to deck yourself out in your best Hipster attire, so as to blend in with the environment and not spook these sensitive creatures.

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We need hares starting in October. Dust off your calendar and Please see CornStar to sign up or email CornStar at CornStar1@gmail.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

Pink Dress is coming September 29th! http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=176094112461818

Click the Add to Cart link to rego!

Hareline:

9/15/11 Wang Chunks and Ass-2-Mouth- TBD

9/22/11 Caught Red Headed and Pull My Pork- Cafe Bong Ho at 5706 N. Clark

9/29/11 Pink Dress Hares- Rebel- Pink Dress

10/6/11 The Porcelain God and Wrapper Snatcher -TBD

10/13/11 Snatchsquatch and Just Michael- TBD

10/20/11 WE NEED A HARE

10/27/11 Wang Chunks- TBD

11/3/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/10/11 Chicken Stiffer-Veteran’s Day- TBD

11/17/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/24/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/1/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/8/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/15/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/22/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/29/11 WE NEED A HARE

When:Thirstday,  Sept 1st, 2011 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Two Way Lounge- 2928 W Fullerton

Hares: Dark Side of the Poon and Sin Calzones

Why: On this day in 1972, Chicago’s own Bobby Fischer became the world chess champion!
Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We need hares starting in October. Dust off your calendar and Please see CornStar to sign up or email CornStar at CornStar1@gmail.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

Pink Dress is coming September 29th! http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=176094112461818

Click the Add to Cart link to rego!

Hareline:

9/8/11 WJew40- TBD

9/15/11 Wang Chunks and Ass-2-Mouth- TBD

9/22/11 Caught Red Headed and Pull My Pork- Cafe Bong Ho at 5706 N. Clark

9/29/11 Pink Dress Hares- Rebel- Pink Dress

10/6/11 The Porcelain God and Wrapper Snatcher -TBD

10/13/11 Snatchsquatch and Just Michael- TBD

10/20/11 WE NEED A HARE

10/27/11 Wang Chunks- TBD

11/3/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/10/11 Chicken Stiffer-Veteran’s Day- TBD

11/17/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/24/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/1/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/8/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/15/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/22/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/29/11 WE NEED A HARE

When:Thirstday,  August 25th, 2011 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Cal’s- 400 S Wells St

Hares: Wang Chunks

Why: This one’s a little different than normal.  From the hare “Wankers and Bimbos,  I hope you’ve been diligently preparing your legs and your livers for the 2011 TH3 Beer Mile. On Thirstday, August 25th–in lieu of a “normal” hash–the pack will gather at Cal’s (400 S Wells) for a pre-lube before heading over to the Beer Mile course at 7:30pm.
The Beer Mile is the only timed event on the hash calendar. It start with drinking a regulation beer*. Then you run a 1/4 mile lap. Repeat this three times, and you’ve completed your Beer Mile. The one catch, though, is that anyone caught “refunding” any of their beer on the course will be required to run a penalty lap.
As an added bonus, all finishers of the 2011 TH3 Beer Mile will receive a personalized award. Additionally, special recognition will be given to the fastest wanker, the fastest bimbo, and the most glorious refund on trail.
You can find additional information about the Beer Mile at www.beermile.com. Please note that the TH3 rules vary slightly from what you’ll find on this site.
On-it’s-only-four-beers-on,
Wang Chunks
* A TH3 regulation beer is a can, at least 12 oz., with a standard opening. Cans may not be punctured in any way that was not factory designed (i.e., no shotgunning). Beers (or other alcoholic malted beverages) must be at least 5.0% ABV. TH3 will provide regulation beers, but competitors are allowed to increase the level of difficulty. Want to do a Guinness beer mile with their big cans? You may BYO.”

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We need hares starting in October. Dust off your calendar and Please see CornStar to sign up or email CornStar at CornStar1@gmail.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

Pink Dress is coming September 29th! http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=176094112461818

Click the Add to Cart link to rego!

Hareline:

9/1/11 Darkside of the Poon and Sin Calzones- TBD

9/8/11 WJew40- TBD

9/15/11 Wang Chunks and Ass-2-Mouth- TBD

9/22/11 Caught Red Headed and Pull My Pork- Cafe Bong Ho at 5706 N. Clark

9/29/11 Pink Dress Hares

10/6/11 The Porcelain God and Wrapper Snatcher -TBD

10/13/11 WE NEED A HARE

10/20/11 WE NEED A HARE

10/27/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/3/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/10/11 Chicken Stiffer-Veteran’s Day- TBD

11/17/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/24/11 WE NEED A HARE

12/1/11 WE NEED A HARE