When:Thirstday,  August 18th, 2011 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Goldie’s Bar – 3839 N Lincoln Ave

Hares: AssCapades

Why: A MOTHERFLIPPING LIVE TRAIL! IN CHICAGO! Goldies has $1 PBR pints so bring your spare liver. And as an extra special super-duper bonus, there may be “404 error: Trail not found” messages strewn about. #nerdjokes

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We need hares starting in September. Dust off your calendar and Please see CornStar to sign up or email CornStar at CornStar1@gmail.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

Pink Dress is coming September 29th! http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=176094112461818

Click the Add to Cart link to rego!

Hareline:

8/25/11 Wang Chunks- Beer mile!- Cal’s- 400 S Wells St

9/1/11 Darkside of the Poon and Sin Calzones- TBD

9/8/11 WJew40- TBD

9/15/11 Wang Chunks and Ass-2-Mouth- TBD

9/22/11 Caught Red Headed and Pull My Pork- Cafe Bong Ho at 5706 N. Clark

9/29/11 Pink Dress Hares

10/6/11 The Porcelain God -TBD

10/13/11 WE NEED A HARE

10/20/11 WE NEED A HARE

10/27/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/3/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/10/11 Chicken Stiffer-Veteran’s Day- TBD

When:Thirstday,  August 11th, 2011 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Ravenswood Pub- 5455 North Ravenswood Avenue

Hares: Chunder Pussy and RTardE

Why: It’s Hulk Hogan’s birthday!

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We need hares starting in September. Dust off your calendar and Please see CornStar to sign up or email CornStar at CornStar1@gmail.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

Pink Dress is coming soon and you can help plan it! Talk to WTMJ to find out how!

Hareline:

8/18/11 Asscapades- Goldie’s Bar 3839 n Lincoln Ave

8/25/11 Wang Chunks- Beer mile!- Cal’s- 400 S Wells St

9/1/11 Darkside of the Poon and Sin Calzones- TBD

9/8/11 WJew40- TBD

9/15/11 Wang Chunks and Ass-2-Mouth- TBD

9/22/11 Caught Red Headed and Pull My Pork- Cafe Bong Ho at 5706 N. Clark

9/29/11 International Virgin and 10 Dix with Wings OR Pink Dress Hares?

10/6/11 WE NEED A HARE (tentative IV)

10/13/11 WE NEED A HARE

10/20/11 WE NEED A HARE

10/27/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/3/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/10/11 Chicken Stiffer-Veteran’s Day- TBD

When:Thirstday,  August 4th, 2011 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Margie’s Pub -   4145 N Lincoln

Hares: Mount Schwiiinga and BangMeBlowMeGetMeOff

Why: TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! Bring out your best toga! And $5 pitchers!

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We need hares starting in September. Dust off your calendar and Please see CornStar to sign up or email CornStar at CornStar1@gmail.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

Pink Dress is coming soon and you can help plan it! Talk to WTMJ to find out how!

Hareline:

8/11/11 Chunder Pussy and RTardE- Ravenswood Pub- 5455 North Ravenswood Avenue

8/18/11 Asscapades- TBD

8/25/11 Wang Chunks- Beer mile!- TBD

9/1/11 Darkside of the Poon and Sin Calzones- TBD

9/8/11 WE NEED A HARE

9/15/11 WE NEED A HARE

9/22/11 Caught Red Headed and Pull My Pork- Cafe Bong Ho at 5706 N. Clark

9/29/11 International Virgin and 10 Dix with Wings OR Pink Dress Hares?

10/6/11 WE NEED A HARE (tentative IV)

10/13/11 WE NEED A HARE

10/20/11 WE NEED A HARE

10/27/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/3/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/10/11 Chicken Stiffer-Veteran’s Day- TBD

When:Thirstday, July 28th, 2011 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Casa de Rotten- 1025 W. Vernon Park (640 S) unit C

Hares: Rotten Whore

Why: Shitty trail of course.  And food with your beer!

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We need hares starting in September. Dust off your calendar and Please see CornStar to sign up or email CornStar at CornStar1@gmail.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

Pink Dress is coming soon and you can help plan it! Talk to WTMJ to find out how!

Hareline:

8/4/11 Mount Schwiiinga and BangMeBlowMeGetMeOff- Toga!- TBD

8/11/11 Chunder Pussy and RTardE- Ravenswood Pub- 5455 North Ravenswood Avenue

8/18/11 Asscapades- TBD

8/25/11 Wang Chunks- Beer mile!- TBD

9/1/11 Darkside of the Poon and Sin Calzones- TBD

9/8/11 WE NEED A HARE

9/15/11 WE NEED A HARE

9/22/11 Caught Red Headed and Pull My Pork- Cafe Bong Ho at 5706 N. Clark

9/29/11 International Virgin and 10 Dix with Wings OR Pink Dress Hares?

10/6/11 WE NEED A HARE (tentative IV)

10/13/11 WE NEED A HARE

10/20/11 WE NEED A HARE

10/27/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/3/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/10/11 Chicken Stiffer-Veteran’s Day- TBD

When:Thirstday, July 21st, 2011 @ 7PM, on out at 7:30.

Where: Wills Northwoods 3030 N. Racine Street

Hares: Snatchsquatch

Why: 400th RUN! Running of the Bulls! Bring your cowbells, bring your horns, bring your red scarves!

Hash Cash: $10 gets you beer and food

P.S.: We need hares starting in September. Dust off your calendar and Please see CornStar to sign up or email CornStar at CornStar1@gmail.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

Pink Dress is coming soon and you can help plan it! Talk to WTMJ to find out how!

Hareline:

7/28/11 Rotten Whore- Casa de Rotten- 1025 W. Vernon Park (640 S) unit C

8/4/11 Mount Schwiiinga and BangMeBlowMeGetMeOff- Toga!- TBD

8/11/11 Chunder Pussy and RTardE- Ravenswood Pub- 5455 North Ravenswood Avenue

8/18/11 Asscapades- TBD

8/25/11 Wang Chunks- Beer mile!- TBD

9/1/11 Darkside of the Poon and Sin Calzones- TBD

9/8/11 WE NEED A HARE

9/15/11 WE NEED A HARE

9/22/11 Caught Red Headed and Pull My Pork- Cafe Bong Ho at 5706 N. Clark

9/29/11 International Virgin and 10 Dix with Wings OR Pink Dress Hares?

10/6/11 WE NEED A HARE

10/13/11 WE NEED A HARE

10/20/11 WE NEED A HARE

10/27/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/3/11 WE NEED A HARE

11/10/11 Chicken Stiffer-Veteran’s Day- TBD