Run248

Just Jeff was setting his virgin hare trail with an assist from Horn-E. And he did plan 90% of it on his own, including all that was seen and it was a decent trail. It was decent if you were Noah. As we set out to lay the trail the rain was coming down in a light drizzle. We laid double marks everywhere with drywall and flour. We laid the marks under trees, eves, and anywhere else that wasn't wet. All should be good. Just Jeff would sweep and I would man the beer stop. About 3/4th of the way through the course, the rain stopped and the sky looked great. We got back to the Hidden Shamrock at about 7:20. Perfect. We went out about 7:30 to start the chalk talk. It was drizzling a bit again. The pack took off. I don't think they made it a mile into the course when the downpour arrived and it was a nasty one. Lightning everywhere. About a mile north of the course was a heavy disaster area with trees down everywhere. They all aimed their wet T-shirts back to the hidden safety of the Hidden Shamrock and started to buy $1 pints of PBR. Meanwhile I was almost to the beer stop with a case of beer when the deluge hit. About fifteen minutes later I ran on through the rain to near the beer stop under some shelter and waited for the nonexistent pack. And there I waited until my Co-Hare and the G M came looking for me. We had a quick beer together and returned to the bar where I found everyone having a good time. So it was a successful, if abbreviated, hash.
    Our new R A, Snatchsquatch stood up and helped the new GM, Happy Ass Grabber in leading a circle. We had many a visitor for this hash. Former Chicago Area Hasher, Chippendale now from Colorado. Famming Flaggett, Itchy Vagina, and Mary Fucking Poppins from Dallas. Another former Chicago Area Hasher, Flash Dance now from Dallas. Brrr from Houston. New to Chicago, Double D, who will be here until she can find work elsewhere. The circle was good and not to long so we could all socialize together.
    Comments from the book, Worst Virgin Trail ever, Snatchsquatch. Too hot, too dry, almost died of dehydration, Sperm Diversion. Not enough rain, Famming Flaggett. Too many Texans, especially Flaggett, EZ On The Ass.
    Other runners included The Grrreat Lock Ness Cockster, Flying Hooters, Man O'Whore, Bank Of Spermerica, Likes It On The Bottom, Slippery Box, Mount Schwiinga, Sperm Diversion, Or G, Cum In My Ass Fault, Chicken Stiffer. Others who didn't run included EZ On The Ass, Just Tom, and Just Jennifer. And then Just Jody came in from the Bastille Day Race wearing a French Flag. Yup. The Grand Master named his ass. We went through many name possibilities including Escargay, Froggy Style, French Twat, Napolean Blow My Parts, but we finally settled on Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey, (My name is fucking awesome). Now we have to change it. He likes it.