By Horn-E
TH3 Hare Razor

Hashed 5/16/2008, 7:30 PM
The J & M Tap

 Happy Ass Grabber and Hoosier Daddy hared out of the J & M Tap. I arrived just as they were circling up. We had a dozen hounds to start, but that number would swell before the finish. Later then me were Bank Of Spermerica who quickly caught up and rose to FRB in no time. F*cking show off. Damn young kids. We were also later joined by late comers Two Tickets To Pair Of Thighs and The Grrreat Lock Ness Cockster. That swelled us to 15 hounds and two hares. Alright, EZ On The Ass showed up late and was waiting at the bar and eventually The Pied Piper from the Gyspey Hash walked in.
    But now for the trail. a simple little jog through the neighborhood. This was good for Horn-E as he was running lame after twisting hiw ankle last weekend. But he managed to barely keep up as we headed off on what looked like a repeat of a trail from last winter. That was until we hit Grand. From here we headed east as we wound back and forth past junk yard dogs. Thanks to the twisting course, I managed to keep them mostly in sight until we came to a beer stop in a school yard. Who says we can't drink beer in school yards.
    While standing around here I got a chance to meet our visitor from Lake Tahoe, and the Reno Hash. Her name is Goes Down Easy. Does she?
    After the beer stop it was a very non imaginative jog straight back for 3/4 of a mile. Thanks hares, for a shitty trail. The hares still suck, the hares still suck, They really really really really really do suck, the hares still suck.
    At the finish Rear Loader finally had us drowning in beer, cheap beer. But this is hash. EZ On The Ass soon called us together for a circle and gave the hares their just deserved down down. Then Happy Ass Grabber took over. And quickly lost control of the circle. But not before we greated our visitor and those great body parts. Thanks for showing the Chicago Bimbos how to do it. We also introdeced out virgin, Just Tim. And his buddy Just Andrew showed him how to do a down down. The Enema Canal kept walking around with his mug on his head, but after drinking so much beer he must have turned invisable as Happy Ass Grabber never recognised him.. Good thing. It was a lousy accusation anyhow. Chippendale tried an accusation and got one himself. Finally The Pied Piper arrived and as we tried to give him a down down he was swarmed by hashers demanding money. This is TH3. We trust visitors to pay after their down down.
    Who else was there. Virgin Banger, Ernst Cumingway (A new daddy, but not from Indiana), Slippery Box, Mount Schwiinga, and Bang Me Blow Me Get Me Off. That's BMBMGMO if I ever have to write it twice. We need shorter names.