Chicago Thirstday Hash House Harriers

TH3 Hash # 331

Half-Fag — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:34:28 +0000

When: Thirstday March 25th, 2010 @ 7PM
Where: Will’s Northwoods Inn @
Hares: TBD
Why?: Spring Fevah Hash! Bring your cowbells!
Hash Cash: $10

Hey all,

The Spring Fever Hash shall be running out of Will’s Northwoods Inn (same place as last year). The 10 bucks in Hash Cash will cover a keg, food, new hash song books (By the beloved Snatchsquatch) and giveaways! There will also be new shirts (image at right) at an additional $10 ($11 by Paypal) and will only be available to those that register by March 18th (regos are available at the hash, or you can fill out the form below to pay by paypal). Register early to get in on this deal!

On²,

Half-Fag

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TH3 Hash #329

Half-Fag — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:33:40 +0000

When: Thirstday March 11th, 2010 @ 7PM
Where: Four Treys @ 3333 N. Damen
Hares: More Tail
Why?: It’s been nearly a year since she last did… ’bout time she gets back on that horse.
Hash Cash: $8
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TH3 Hash #330

Half-Fag — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:32:23 +0000

When: Thirstday March 18th, 2010 @ 7PM
Where: TBD
Hares: Dark Side of the Poon
Why?: Because I twisted his arm until he agreed.
Hash Cash: $8

TH3 Hash #332

Half-Fag — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:31:18 +0000

When: Thirstday March 18th, 2010 @ 7PM
Where: TBD
Hares: Crop Duster
Why?: April Fool’s Day! Expect one trickster of trail from Croppy!
Hash Cash: $8

TH3 Hash #328

Half-Fag — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 18:00:33 +0000

When: Thirstday March 4th, 2010 @ 7PM
Where: W Cut Rate Liquors (1656 W. Division St)
Hares: Snatchsquatch and Poke His Anus
Why?: With the powers of a DFL and FRB combined, you get… one shitty trail. And $6 PBR pitchers! We last hashed out of here almost two years ago and at the time we got to put up with an unruly Ukrainian woman who turned the jukebox on us and we named Motor-Whore-A!
Hash Cash: $8

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TH3 Hash #327

Half-Fag — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 17:28:15 +0000

When: Thirstday February 25th, 2010 @ 7PM
Where: Finley Dunne’s @ 3458 N Lincoln Ave
Hare(s): Mt. Schwiinga
Why?: TH3’s Grand Master, Mt. Schwiinga, to lay a trail this night. Let’s hope her job doesn’t keep her from haring again…
Hash Cash: $8

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TH3 Hash #326

Half-Fag — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 22:42:55 +0000

When: Thirstday February 18th, 2010 @ 7PM
Where: El Mamey @ 2645 West North Ave
Hares: Lifa & Poke His Anus
Why?: The CH3/TH3 Hare Razors have agreed to trade open weeks. Expect me to lay one for CH3 on the 28th! ~H-F~
Hash Cash: $8

$1.50 PBR all night!!! Come on out and get shiggy on Chicago’s West Side!

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TH3 Hash #325

Half-Fag — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 05:58:47 +0000

When: Thirstday February 11th, 2010 @ 7PM
Where: Shoe’s Pub @ 1134 W Armitage
Hare(s): ~~Mt. Schwiinga & Just Bill~~ Half-Fag
Why?: Celebrate Norwegian independence from Denmark! Come on out and show off your inner Viking! With horns upon your head!
Hash Cash: $8

Hey all,

There’s been a last-minute change of plans. Both Schwiinga and Just Bill aren’t able to get out of work early enough to lay trail. So, I’ll be laying their trail for them. The meet-up and On-In is still the same location. Don’t forget to bring a Viking helmet!

~Half-Fag~

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TH3 Hash #324

Half-Fag — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 05:59:32 +0000

When: Thirstday February 4th, 2010 @ 7PM
Where: Old Timers @ 75 East Lake
Hares: Too Much Head, Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey, Front Running Blonde & Erin Go Buff
Why?: Welcoming back our racist hashers by letting them lay a trail together?!
Hash Cash: $8

Hey all,

The hares have suggested that whistles and flashlights be brought to this hash. Conveniently, TH3 purchased LED flashlights last week and are for sale at $6! They’re brushed aluminum with the TH3 logo on it and BRIGHT AS HELL! If you get one of these babies, you’re practically shining daylight at wherever you point.

See you all there,

~Half-Fag~

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TH3 Hash #323

Half-Fag — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 14:09:24 +0000

When: Thirstday Jan 28, 2010 @ 7PM
Where: Independence Tap @ 3932 W Irving Park
Hares: Corn Star & Half-Fag
Why?: ‘Cuz there’s been too much hashing in The Green Zone lately.
Hash Cash: $8

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Next TH3 Mismanagement Meeting

Half-Fag — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 18:01:16 +0000

When: 27 January 2010 @ 7:00pm
Where: Kendall’s Pub – 2263 North Lincoln Ave

Hey all,

TH3 will be having our first Mismanagement meeting of the year. All are welcome to participate.

At current, the agenda will be discussing means of revenue for the hash as well as the results of our Haiti relief fundraiser.

If you have any other items/ideas to discuss, feel free to show up and share them.

On²

~Half-Fag~

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TH3 Hash #322

Half-Fag — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:50:44 +0000

When: Thirstday Jan 21, 2010 @ 7PM
Where: Dunn Inn @ 3456 North Pulaski
Hare: Pokehisanus
Why?: Haiti Earthquake Fundraiser
Hash Cash: $8

Hey all,

This upcoming hash will be an auction to help raise money for Haiti relief efforts. If you have any hash gear that you would like to donate (t-shirts, mugs, lanyards, etc…) bring them to the hash and we’ll put them up for bidding. There will be additional haberdashery and gear, provided by TH3, to bid on as well.

On²

~Half-Fag~

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TH3 Hash #321

Half-Fag — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:49:26 +0000

When: Thirstday Jan 14, 2010 @ 7PM
Where: Higgins’ Tavern @ 3259 N. Racine
Hare: Beer Spill Valdez
Why?: Because he doesn’t have to go work on Friday.
Hash Cash: $8

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TH3 Hash #320

AssCapades — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 21:29:39 +0000

When: Thirstday Jan 7, 2010 @ 7PM
Where: Uberstein (3478 N Clark)
Hare: Oder Eater
Why?: First Hash of the year suckas! Enjoy this cold-as-a-frigid-bitch’s-tits kind of weather with the one-of-a-kind Harrier: Odor Eater!
Hash Cash: $8 buys you a personal liter of Hofbrau Original!

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Extended sale of TH3 Hoodies!

Half-Fag — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 06:01:01 +0000

Hey all,

We have extended the time to order a TH3 hooded sweatshirt to Sunday. If you are interested in purchasing a hoodie, contact Mt. Schwiinga at ingaevenchik@gmail.com before Sunday evening. The price is $20 for a plain sweatshirt or for $25 with customized lettering (up to 8 characters).

With your order, please list your Hash Name, Nerd Name, shirt size and, if you’re customizing it, the lettering that you wish to have (again, 8 characters max).

TH3 Hash #319

Half-Fag — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:45:16 +0000

Thirstday, Dec 31
Where: Ravenswood Pub @ 5455 N Ravenswood Ave
When: 3:00 Meet-Up, 3:30 On-Out

Hare: Half-Fag
Why?: Last Trail of the year is mine suckas!!! (well… that… and… no one else volunteered)
Hash Cash: $8

Well, New Years Eve is upon us. So, in order not to conflict with our prospective evening bashes, Thirstday has moved up the On-Out time to accommodate. Come on out and get some exercise (?) and pre-lubed before all of the night’s festivities.

~Half-Fag~

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TH3 Hash #318

Half-Fag — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:40:36 +0000

Thirstday, Dec 24
Where: Black Rock – 3614 North Damen
Why?: What else are you gonna do if you’re here on Xmas Eve?
Hash Cash: $8

Pick Up Hash! Since we’ve no hares for Xmas Eve, there will be a pick-up hash at this locale (we’ve an agreement with Black Rock to have $8 pitchers of PBR that night). If you don’t know what a pick-up hash is, read up on it by clicking on the “read more” link below the map:

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A hare is selected from a lottery/drawing of straws. One can opt out of being a hare, if they wish. The selected hare is then given a 5 minute head start to lay trail. All marks that are laid must follow the standard Chicago Area marks. After the 5 minutes are up, the hounds follow trail and attempt to “Snare the Hare”. If the hare is caught, the hound that caught them is now the Hare. That new hare is given a 5 minute head start to continue trail and the hounds follow thereafter. The process (depending on weather) continues for about 30-60 minutes. At that point, the last hare should be heading back to, or already at, the start (no ball-busters please). Obviously, because there’s no designated hare, there is no beer stop.

*Note to Hares*: If you find yourself crossing marks that have already been laid, be sure to cross them out before continuing on with your portion of the trail.

Circle to be held once all hounds have returned to the start. If there is no RA, one can volunteer or be nominated. Else, try having a circle where the one leads off by accusing a person/group. The one accusing must sing them a song. The accused then now has the option of accusing another or passing the honor onto someone else that has an accusation.

Have fun and Happy Holidays!

~Half-Fag~

TH3 Hash #317

Half-Fag — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 14:30:05 +0000

Thirstday, Dec 17
Where: Cork Lounge – 1822 W. Addison

Hares: Mt. Schwiinga & Just Brian
Why?: Thirstday’s Pre-Anthrax Scare Trail – Bring some penicillin!
Hash Cash: $8

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TH3 Hash #316

Half-Fag — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 06:01:21 +0000

Thirstday, Dec 10
Where: The Ashland @ 2824 N Ashland

Hares: Snatchsquatch & Beer Spill Valdez
Why?: Because Snatchsquatch needs to show Beer Spill Valdez how to lay a proper trail.
Hash Cash: $8

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TH3 Hash #315

Half-Fag — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:01:37 +0000

Thirstday, Dec 3
Where: Relax @ 2937 N Milwaukee

Hares: Glory hOle and The Dark Kunt
Why?: TDK’s virgin lay!!!
Hash Cash: $8

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Next TH3 MisManagement Meeting!

AssCapades — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 16:00:18 +0000

Tuesday, Dec 1st, 2009
Meet at 7pm
Bar: Paddy Longs near Diversey Brown Line (1028 W Diversey)

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TH3 Hash #314

AssCapades — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:05:56 +0000

When: Nov 26 2009
Hares: Half-Fag
Place: Casa de Stab ‘Em (6530 S. University)
On-Out @ 2:30!!!
Hash Cash: $8
Orphan’s Thanksgiving Feast to be had after circle (~5-6ish). Bring food or bevvy if you wish.
Please RSVP with Half-Fag at hasherofa1000names@yahoo.com, so that we can get a head count.

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TH3 Hash #313

Half-Fag — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 03:02:47 +0000

Thirstday Nov 19
Where: Rick’s Bar @ 939 S. Western Ave.

Hares: Happy Ass Grabber
Bar: Rick’s Bar @ 939 S. Western Ave.
Why?: Because Turbo Dog needs the exercise…
Hash Cash: $8

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TH3 Hash #312

AssCapades — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:10:02 +0000

When: Thirstday November 12
Hares: MotorWhore-A & Too Much Head
Bar: Will’s Northwoods Tavern @ 3030 N Racine
Why?: Apparently, it’s MWa’s birthday or something…
Hash Cash: $8

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TH3 Hash #311

AssCapades — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:13:05 +0000

When? Thirstday Nov 5 at 7pm
Hares: Snatchsquatch and Beer Spill Valdez
Bar: Lincoln Tavern @ 1858 W Wabansia Ave
Why?: Because Snatch and Genesis are feeling nostalgic for their old neighborhood (when it wasn’t taken over by yuppies).
Hash Cash: $8

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TH3 Hash #310 (ZOMBIE HASH!)

AssCapades — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:14:58 +0000

When: Thirstday Oct 29 at 7pm
Hares: Cheesus and Roll Down My Mound
Bar: Piano Man @ 3801 N Clark St
Theme: ZOMBIE Hash! Come dressed up as your favorite zombie!
Hash Cash: $8

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TH3 Hash #309

AssCapades — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:39:47 +0000

Thirstday, October 22th, 2009
Meet at 7pm, on-out at 7:30pm
Bar: TBD
Hare: Horn-E and Corn Star
Hash Cash: $8

TH3 Hash #308

AssCapades — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:32:24 +0000

Thirstday, October 15th, 2009
Meet at 7pm, on-out at 7:30pm
Bar: Big Joe’s @ 1818 W Foster Ave
Hare: Chicken Stiffer, Poultry F’er & Virgin Banger
Hash Cash: $8

TH3 Hash #307

AssCapades — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 06:00:51 +0000

Thirstday, October 8th, 2009
Meet at 7pm, on-out at 7:30pm
Bar: The Atlantic @ 5062 N Lincoln Ave (North of the Western Brown Line)
Hare: R Tard and Cum More Often
Hash Cash: $8

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TH3 Mismanagement Meeting

AssCapades — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:40:13 +0000

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009
Meet at 6:30pm
Location: Starbucks @ Sheffield/Diversey near Diversey Brown Line stop

TH3 Hash #306

AssCapades — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 06:00:42 +0000

Thirstday, October 1st, 2009
Meet at 7pm, on-out at 7:30pm
Bar: Bar Louie @ 1321 W. Taylor
Hare: Fistful of Pricks and Slippery Box
Hash Cash: $8

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