Where: The Atlantic Bar & Grill (5062 N. Lincoln Ave)

Hares: Gaping Panda, Poultry Fucker, & RTard-E

Why:  Th3 kicks off CH3′s Memorial Day weekend event! Gaping Panda, Poultry Fucker, and RTard-E are haring. For real this time! We are running out of The Atlantic Bar in Lincoln Square. Sorry to those of you looking forward to karaoke after circle. Blue Frog didn’t want to give us a beer special.

Notes:

• Get the scoop on the full Memorial Day event weekend, including online registration, here: http://www.chicagohash.com/all-events-runs/memorial-day-2013/
• Stay tuned… new haberdashery coming soon…

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 5/30! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #497, 05/30/13    Fistful of Pricks w/ proxy hares Gaping Panda & Hooch Before Kooch – The Corner Bar (2224 N. Leavitt St)

Th3 #498, 06/06/13    Four Score In The Back Door – The Drinking Bird (2201 N. Clybourn)

Th3 #499, 06/13/13    Monkey Semen, Monkey Do - TBD ***Monkey’s birthday***

Th3 #500, 06/20/13    Happy Ass Grabber – TBD ***Th3 500!***

Th3 #501, 06/27/13    BarBack MountHim – TBD

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Where: Three Aces (1321 W. Taylor St)

Hares: Ice Princess

Why:  Ice Princess to the rescue! He will be haring this one out of Three Aces, and promises a surprise guest cohare. Anybody want to start a pool on who it is?

Notes:

• Stay tuned… new haberdashery coming soon…

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 5/30! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #496, 05/23/13    Gaping Panda, Poultry Fucker, & RTard-E – Blue Frog Bar & Grill (676 N LaSalle) ***Memorial Day Weekend***

Th3 #497, 05/30/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #498, 06/06/13    Four Score In The Back Door – TBD

Th3 #499, 06/13/13    Monkey Semen, Monkey Do - TBD ***Monkey’s birthday***

Th3 #500, 06/20/13    Happy Ass Grabber – TBD ***Th3 500!***

Th3 #501, 06/27/13    BarBack MountHim – TBD

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Where: Miska’s (2156 W. Belmont)

Hares: Chip ‘N Dale, Taste The Rainbow, and Smells Like Twat Sweat

Why:   Chip, Twat, and Rainbow are haring this A-to-B trail out of Miska’s liquors.  When you see Chip haring (or even running) a trail, can pizza be far behind?

Notes:

• Trail will be A-to-B
• Stay tuned… new haberdashery coming soon…

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 5/30! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #495, 05/16/13    Ice Princess – Three Aces (1321 W. Taylor St)

Th3 #496, 05/23/13    Gaping Panda, Poultry Fucker, RTard-E – TBD ***Memorial Day Weekend***

Th3 #497, 05/30/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #498, 06/06/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #499, 06/13/13    Monkey Semen, Monkey Do - TBD ***Monkey’s birthday***

Th3 #500, 06/20/13    Happy Ass Grabber – TBD ***Th3 500!***

Th3 #501, 06/27/13    BarBack MountHim – TBD

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Where: Bialystok Pub (3653 W. Diversey)

Hares: 69-Cent Man, Virgin Banger, & Kuma Slutra

Why:   This is the one you’ve all been waiting for. Th3 takes over Polish Constitution Day. 69-cent Man, Virgin Banger, & Kuma Slutra are haring in honor of this national holiday out of the Bialystok Pub.

The hares ask that you “Wear a Polish shirt and/or anything else Polish. ” My interpretation is that that includes, but is not limited to, polish sausages, solar powered flashlights, and screen doors on submarines.

Notes:

• From 69 Cent Man:  Be advised that there is construction on Diversey, with the westbound traffic blocked from Kimball to Central Park.  There are several different alternatives for getting to Diversey/Central Park, but the important thing is that Central Park is clear.

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 5/16! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #494, 05/09/13    Chip ‘N Dale, Taste The Rainbow, & Smells Like Twat Sweat – TBD

Th3 #495, 05/16/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #496, 05/23/13    Gaping Panda, Poultry Fucker, RTard-E – TBD ***Memorial Day Weekend***

Th3 #497, 05/30/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #498, 06/06/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #499, 06/13/13    Monkey Semen, Monkey Do - TBD ***Monkey’s birthday***

Th3 #500, 06/20/13    Happy Ass Grabber – TBD ***Th3 500!***

Th3 #501, 06/27/13    BarBack MountHim – TBD

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Where: Rebel Bar & Grill (3462 N. Clark)

Hares: Roofie Ragu

Why:   Roofie Ragu hares his virgin lay in honor of TDK’s birthday. Trail will be A-to-B, starting at Rebel Bar in Wrigleyville, and Roofie promises to bring his “bangbus” to transport “everyone’s shit”.

Make sure the hare gets extra down-downs for holding out so long before allowing us to pop his cherry.

Notes:

• You are not a super hero.  You do not have night vision.  Bring a flashlight.

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 5/16! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #493, 05/02/13    69-Cent Man, Virgin Banger, & Kuma Slutra - Bialystok Pub (3653 W. Diversey) ***Polish Constitution Day***

Th3 #494, 05/09/13    Chip ‘N Dale, Taste The Rainbow, & Smells Like Twat Sweat – TBD

Th3 #495, 05/16/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #496, 05/23/13    Gaping Panda, Poultry Fucker, RTard-E – TBD ***Memorial Day Weekend***

Th3 #497, 05/30/13    WE NEED A HARE

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Where: The Double Bubble (6036 N. Broadway)

Hares: One Fuck Chuck & Reverse Muff Diver

Why:   One Fuck Chuck and Reverse Muff Diver will be haring out of Double Bubble in Edgewater. Will his co-hare be able to save him from milk down-downs this time? Tune in to find out.

Notes:

• You are not a super hero.  You do not have night vision.  Bring a flashlight.

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 5/9! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #492, 04/25/13    Roofie Ragu – TBD ***TDK’s Birthday***

Th3 #493, 05/02/13    69-Cent Man, Virgin Banger, & Kuma Slutra - Bialystok Pub (3653 W. Diversey) ***Polish Constitution Day***

Th3 #494, 05/09/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #495, 05/16/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #496, 05/23/13    Gaping Panda – TBD ***Memorial Day Weekend***

Th3 #497, 05/30/13    WE NEED A HARE

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Where: Beaumonts (2020 N. Halsted)

Hares: Hooch Before Cooch

Why:   Bloody Brown Castle joins Helen Keller Facial for his virgin lay. HKF tells me that BBC is the brains behind this trail. Take that how you will.  The hares promise $6 pitchers and say there is a chance circle will be in Dark Horse’s heated, outdoor patio.

Notes:

• You are not a super hero.  You do not have night vision.  Bring a flashlight.

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 5/9! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #490, 04/11/13    Slippery Fingers & Just Mary - Raven’s (2326 N. Clark St) ***Slippery’s Birthday***

Th3 #491, 04/18/13    One Fuck Chuck – TBD

Th3 #492, 04/25/13    Roofie Ragu – TBD ***TDK’s Birthday***

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Where: Ravens (2326 N. Clark St)

Hares: Slippery Fingers & Fire In The Hole

Why:   Slippery Fingers (CH3 best new hasher of 2013) and Fire In The Hole (Chicago Taxi Driver Magazine’s best patron ever) will be haring this one out of Raven’s (CH3 best hash bar of 2012). This will be Slippery’s birthday hash and Fire In The Hole’s virgin lay.

Yeah, this one is going to be all kinds of memorable.

Notes:

• You are not a super hero.  You do not have night vision.  Bring a flashlight.

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 5/9! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #491, 04/18/13    One Fuck Chuck – TBD

Th3 #492, 04/25/13    Roofie Ragu – TBD ***TDK’s Birthday***

Th3 #493, 05/02/13    69-Cent Man, Virgin Banger, & Kuma Slutra - Bialystok Pub (3653 W. Diversey) ***Polish Constitution Day***

Th3 #494, 05/09/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #495, 05/16/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #496, 05/23/13    Gaping Panda – TBD ***Memorial Day Weekend***

Th3 #497, 05/30/13    WE NEED A HARE

See the cumplete hareline

Where: Dark Horse Tap & Grille (3443 N. Sheffield)

Hares: Bloody Brown Castle & Helen Keller Facial

Why:   Bloody Brown Castle joins Helen Keller Facial for his virgin lay. HKF tells me that BBC is the brains behind this trail. Take that how you will.  The hares promise $6 pitchers and say there is a chance circle will be in Dark Horse’s heated, outdoor patio.

Notes:

• You are not a super hero.  You do not have night vision.  Bring a flashlight.

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 5/9! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #489,  04/4/13      Hooch Before Cooch – TBD ***Hooch’s Birthday***

Th3 #490, 04/11/13    Slippery Fingers & Just Mary - Raven’s (2326 N. Clark St) ***Slippery’s Birthday***

Th3 #491, 04/18/13    One Fuck Chuck – TBD

Th3 #492, 04/25/13    Roofie Ragu – TBD ***TDK’s Birthday***

See the cumplete hareline

Where: Moe’s (2937 N. Milwaukee Ave)

Hares: Just Branden & Clark Kunt

Why:   Clark Kunt joins Just Branden for his virgin lay! This will be a live trail, probably gonna suck. Hipster Hash 2013 in all its glory. The infamous Logan Square.  Home of skinny jeans, plaid shirts, large glasses, beards, and shitty musicians. Feel free too throw rubber chickens at your local hipsters because they are probably vegetarian.  Get ready for a shitty trail you’ll definitely forget.

Notes:

• You are not a super hero.  You do not have night vision.  Bring a flashlight.

Hash Cash: $8

P.S.: We have openings for hares starting 5/9! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com! Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance!

P.S.S.: Upcoming hares, if you have found a location for your previously-TBD hash, e-mail the details to WJew-40 to get the website updated.

Upcumming Th3 Hashes:

Th3 #488, 03/28/13    Bloody Brown Castle & Helen Keller Facial – TBD

Th3 #489,  04/4/13      Hooch Before Cooch – TBD ***Hooch’s Birthday***

Th3 #490, 04/11/13    Slippery Fingers & Just Mary - Raven’s (2326 N. Clark St) ***Slippery’s Birthday***

Th3 #491, 04/18/13    One Fuck Chuck – TBD

Th3 #492, 04/25/13    Roofie Ragu – TBD ***TDK’s Birthday***

See the cumplete hareline