TH3: The best reason to call in sick on Fridays

Hareline

We have openings for hares starting 12/25/2014! Dust off your calendar and see Roofie Ragu to sign up, or e-mail the Roofster at roofieragu@gmail.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance! 

Current 2014 Hareline

Th3 #579 – 12/18/14 – SnatchSquatch – TBD ***Anthrax PreLube***

Th3 #580 – 12/25/14 – WE NEED A HARE!!  ***Christmas, bitches.***

Th3 #581 – 1/1/15 – Little Trojan Annie – TBD

Th3 #582 – 1/8/15 – Lifa and Chicken Stiffer – TBD

Th3 #583 – 1/15/15 – Singular Copulation Charles – TBD

Th3 #584 – 1/22/15 – WE NEED A HARE!!

Th3 #585 – 1/29/15 – SnatchSquatch – TBD ***Cupcakes’s Birthday***

Th3 #591 – 03/12/15 – Mt Shwiiinga – TBD

HISTORICAL HARELINE

2012 Hareline

01/05/12 Just Hattie & Happy Ass Grabber – Morgan’s (1325 S Halsted)

01/12/12 10 Dix with Wings & Furry Spice – The Cell Block (3702 N Halsted)

01/19/12 WJew-40 & Just Mike YouKnowMe – Cleo’s Bar & Grill (1935 W. Chicago Ave)

01/26/12 The Least Interesting Man In The World & Master Debator – Black Rock (3614 N Damen Ave)

02/02/12 Hood Whorenament & Glory Hole – Rebel (3462 N. Clark St )

02/09/12 EZ On The Ass, Return to Gender, & Sphincter Grease – The Atlantic (5062 N. Lincoln Ave) ***Homecoming Hash***

02/16/12 Furry Spice & Barf Fly- Streeter’s Tavern (50 E. Chicago Ave)

02/23/12 Platty Pussy & Chip ‘n Dale – Burton’s Place (1447 N Wells St) ***Platty’s Birthday***

03/01/12 Hoosier Daddy – Oasis (6809 N Sheridan Rd)

03/08/12 10 Dix with Wings & EZ On The Ass – Moe’s (2937 N. Milwaukee Ave)

03/15/12 Mt. Schwiinga – Tai’s Til 4 (3611 N Ashland Ave) ***Schwiinga’s birthday***

03/22/12 Fistful of Pricks – Corner Bar (2224 N. Leavitt)

03/29/12 Drill In My Box & Caught Red Headed – Jimmy Figgs (160 N. Franklin)

04/05/12 Lifa – Ravenswood Pub (5455 N. Ravenswood Ave) ***Lifa’s Hashiversary***

04/12/12 Little Trojan Annie & Slippery Fingers – Four Treys (3333 N. Damen) ***Slippery’s Birthday***

04/19/12 Pull My Pork –  Loafer’s (2600 W. Lawrence Ave)

04/26/12 Dr. Fudgeknuckles – Chip Inn (832 N. Greenview Ave)

05/03/12 Hoosier Daddy – Four Treys (3333 N. Damen)

05/10/12 WJew-40 & TLIMITW – Burke’s Web Pub (2026 W Webster)

05/17/12 TampOn-TampOff – Jack’s Place (618 W. 18th St)

05/24/12 Double Fister – Lincoln Tap Room (3010 N. Lincoln)

05/31/12 EZ On The Ass & Happy Ass Grabber – Happy Village (1059 N. Wolcott Ave)

06/07/12 Little Trojan Annie & Ruff Trade – The Bar With No Name – Kennedy’s? (3734 N. Milwaukee Ave)

06/14/12 Just Lexi & Taste the Rainbow – Happy Village (1059 N. Wolcott Ave)

06/21/12 Fistful of Pricks – DFL Haus (2208 W. Diversey Ave,  unit M) ***Fisty’s Birthday***

06/28/12 Pull My Pork – Four Treys (3333 N. Damen Ave) ***Porky’s Birthday Pajama Party!***

07/05/12 WJew-40 – The Independence Tap (3932 W. Irving Park Rd) 

07/12/12 Snatchsquatch & Happy Ass Grabber – Ravens (2326 N. Clark) ***3rd Annual Running of the Bulls***

07/19/12 Rusty Grundle, Lifa, and Gay Ping Panda, Hidden Homo – The Burwood Tap (724 W. Wrightwood)

07/26/12 Ass2Mouth & Wang Chunks – Ping Tom Park (300 W 19th St) ***2nd Annual Beer Mile***

08/02/12 Hoosier Daddy & TampOn TampOff – Durkin’s Tavern (810 W Diversey) ***Hoosier’s & TampOn’s Birthdays***

08/09/12 Mt. Schwiinga, Bang Me/Blow Me/Get Me Off, & The Dark Kunt – Miska’s Bar (3205 N Leavitt St) ***5th Annual Toga Hash!***

08/16/12 Bloody Brown Castle & Hoosier Daddy – The Dark Horse (3443 N Sheffield Ave)

08/23/12 WJew-40 & EZ On The Ass – Floyd’s Pub (1944 N Oakley Ave)

08/30/12 Two Hairnets & Cuma Slutra – Joe E’s Unforgettable Lounge (4206 W Irving Park Rd) ***Hairnets’ & Slutra’s Birthday ***

09/06/12 Slippery Fingers,  The Cock Whisperer, & Bloody Brown Castle – Rebel (3462 N. Clark St ) ***Slippery’s & Cock’s 1st Hashiversary, BBC’s birthday***

09/13/12 Just Roger & Happy Ass Grabber – Lincoln Tavern (1858 W. Wabansia)

09/20/12 Just Dan & Drill In My Box – Big Joe’s Bar (1818 W. Foster Ave)

09/27/12 EZ On The Ass & Happy Ass Grabber – Grace Street Tap (3759 N. Western Ave) ***Jailbait 32***

10/04/12 Sandy Syphilis & Just Katie – Burton’s Place (1447 N. Wells St) ***Th3 Mini-thon***

10/11/12 Taste the Rainbow, Tell It To My Nipples, & WJew-40 – The Piano Man (3801 N Clark St) ***Th3 Annual Pink Dress Run***

10/18/12 Little Trojan Annie – Lottie’s (1925 W. Cortland St)

10/25/12 Chicken Stiffer & Poultry Fucker – Claddagh Ring (2306 W. Foster) ***Poultry Fucker’s birthday / Zombie Hash***

11/01/12 Just Jeremiah, Keyless Entry, & Drill In My Box – Fat Cat (4840 N. Broadway)

11/08/12 Ass You Wish & Bloody Brown Castle – Joe’s On Weed (940 W. Weed)

11/15/12 Mild Jizzy Limit – Bob Inn (2609 W. Fullerton)

11/22/12 The Dark Kunt & Tell It To My Nipples – House of Kunt and Nipples (1301 W. Carmen)  ***Thanksgiving Hash***

11/29/12 Little Trojan Annie, Urine Love, & Sir Fuckwit – The Tap Room (2218 N. Western)

12/06/12 Ice Princess & Soul Taco – The Cell Block (3702 North Halsted Street #1)

12/13/12 O’Shitty Runch & Caught Red Headed – Miska’s (3205 N Leavitt ) ***Anthrax Kick-off***

12/20/12 WJew-40 & Drill In My Box – Lockdown (1024 N Western) ***2nd Annual Anthrax Tribute***

12/27/12 One Fuck Chuck & Hooch Before Kooch – Carol’s Pub (4659 N. Clark)

2013 Hareline

Th3 #476, 01/03/13:   10 Dix With Wings, WJew-40, EZ On The Ass, Riot Me This / Riot Me That – Moe’s (2937 N. Milwaukee Ave)

Th3 #477, 01/10/13    Urine Love, The Dark Kunt, & Ass You Wish – The Time OUT Sports Bar (4641 N. Rockwell) ***LTA’s birthday***

Th3 #478, 01/17/13    Clark Kunt & Sandy Syphilis – Manhattan’s (415 S. Dearborn)

Th3 #479, 01/24/13    Snatchquatch – O’Malley’s West (2249 N. Lincoln) ***Two Girls One Cupcake’s birthday***

Th3 #480, 01/31/13    Horn-E & Glory Hole – Gallery Cabaret (2020 N. Oakley)

Th3 #481, 02/07/13    Chicken Stiffer – Gio’s Sports Bar (4857 N. Damen Ave)

Th3 #482, 02/14/13    Ass You Wish, Mamma Strangelove, & Drill In My Box – The Atlantic  (5062 N. Lincoln Ave) ***Ass’s Birthday***

Th3 #483, 02/21/13    Chip ‘N Dale – Flo & Santos (1310 S. Wabash)

Th3 #484, 02/28/13    TampOn-TampOff – Wisla Inc. (1656 W. Division) ***Nipples’ Birthday***

Th3 #485, 03/07/13    Urine Love & Furry Spice – House of Jew (2300 W. Wabansia Ave #237)

Th3 #486, 03/14/13    Mt. Schwiinga – Weeds (1555 N. Dayton St) **Schwiinga’s Birthday**

Th3 #487, 03/21/13    Just Branden & Clark Kunt – Moe’s (2937 N. Milwaukee Ave)

Th3 #488, 03/28/13    Bloody Brown Castle & Helen Keller Facial – Dark Horse Tap & Grille (3443 N. Sheffield)

Th3 #489,  04/4/13      Hooch Before Cooch – Beaumonts (2020 N. Halsted) ***Hooch’s Birthday***

Th3 #490, 04/11/13    Slippery Fingers & Just Mary – Ravens (2326 N. Clark St) ***Slippery’s Birthday***

Th3 #491, 04/18/13    One Fuck Chuck & Reverse Muff Diver – The Double Bubble (6036 N. Broadway)

Th3 #492, 04/25/13    Roofie Ragu – Rebel Bar & Grill (3462 N. Clark) ***TDK’s & Urine Love’s Birthdays***

Th3 #493, 05/02/13    69-Cent Man, Virgin Banger, & Kuma Slutra – Bialystok Pub (3653 W. Diversey) ***Polish Constitution Day***

Th3 #494, 05/09/13    Chip ‘N Dale, Taste The Rainbow, & Smells Like Twat Sweat – Miska’s (2156 W. Belmont)

Th3 #495, 05/16/13    Ice Princess – Three Aces (1321 W. Taylor St)

Th3 #496, 05/23/13    Gaping Panda, Poultry Fucker, & RTard-E – The Atlantic Bar & Grill (5062 N. Lincoln Ave) ***Memorial Day Weekend***

Th3 #497, 05/30/13    Fistful of Pricks w/ proxy hares Gaping Panda & Hooch Before Kooch – The Corner Bar (2224 N. Leavitt St)

Th3 #498, 06/06/13    Four Score In The Back Door – The Drinking Bird (2201 N. Clybourn)

Th3 #499, 06/13/13    Monkey Semen, Monkey Do – Drop (1909 N. Lincoln Ave) ***Monkey’s birthday***

Th3 #500, 06/20/13    Happy Ass Grabber – Miska’s (2156 W. Belmont) ***Th3 500!***

Th3 #501, 06/27/13    BarBack MountHim & Sandy Syphilis – Chris’ Northland Tavern & Grill (1610 W. North Ave)

Th3 #502, 07/04/13    Snotcho Mama – House of Stab ‘Em & Slab ‘Em (6530 S. University) [2pm start] ***Independence Day***

Th3 #503, 07/11/13    Helen Keller Facial & Snatchsquatch – Ravens (2326 N. Clark St) ***4th Annual Running of the Bulls***

Th3 #504, 07/18/13    Bi-Hole Her & One Fuck Chuck – SoFo Tap (4923 N. Clark St)

Th3 #505, 07/25/13    The Dark Kunt & Clark Kunt – Four Treys (3333 N. Damen Ave) ***Pre-POP Kunt Fest***

Th3 #506, 08/01/13    WJew-40 & One Fuck Chuck – Grace Street Tap (3759 N. Western Ave)

Th3 #507, 08/08/13    The Dark Kunt, Mt. Schwiinga, & Bang Me / Blow Me / Get Me Off – Mahoney’s (551 N. Ogden) ***VIth Annual Toga Hash***

Th3 #508, 08/15/13    BarBack MountHim – O’Malley’s West (2249 N. Lincoln Ave) ***BarBack’s Birthday***

Th3 #509, 08/22/13    Hoosier Daddy – The Double Bubble (6036 N. Broadway)

Th3 #510, 08/29/13    Snotcho Mama & Bi Hole Her – Ollie’s Lounge (1064 W Berwyn Ave)

Th3 #511, 09/05/13    Fistful of Pricks – O’Donnell’s (4500 N. Elston)

Th3 #512, 09/12/13    WJew-40 & Just Lauren – Wrigleyville North (3900 N. Sheridan) ***Just Lauren & Dr. Kunt’s Birthday***

Th3 #513, 09/19/13    Little Trojan Annie – Ping Tom Park (300 W 19th St) ***3rd Annual Beer Mile***

Th3 #514, 09/26/13    Rumpspringa – Jefferson Inn (4874 N Milwaukee Ave)

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Th3 #515, 10/03/13    O’Shitty Runch & Furry Spice – Half Ace Tap Room (4257 N. Lincoln Ave)  *** Pink Dress Pre-Lube & Dress Swap****

Th3 on Fri, 10/04/13   Little Trojan Annie – Starting from Jefferson Tap (325 N. Jefferson St)) ***Pink Dress Charity Bar Crawl***

Th3 on Sat, 10/05/13   WJew-40 & Keyless Entry – The Hidden Shamrock (2723 N. Halsted St.) ***Pink Dress Run 2013***

FBSH3 #2, 10/06/13  Glory Hole, Four Score, LTA, TDK – House of WJew-40 (2300 W. Wabansia Ave) ***Pink Dress Hangover (preceding CH3 run)***

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Th3 #516, 10/10/13    Sandy Syphilis & Foamy Discharge – Ravens (2326 N. Clark St #2) ***Th3 Thirstathon***

Th3 #517, 10/17/13    Glitter Spitter & That Thing That Vibrates – Parrot’s Bar & Grill (754 W. Wellington)

Th3 #518, 10/24/13    Urine Love & The Bungle Club – The Cork Lounge (1822 W. Addison) ***Urine Love On-Out***

Th3 #519, 10/31/13    EZ On The Ass, Taste the Rainbow, & Smells Like Twat Sweat – Copper House (4337 N. Lincoln Ave) ***Zombie Hash***

Th3 #520, 11/07/13   Clark Kunt – Innertown Pub (1935 W Thomas St)

Th3 #521, 11/14/13    Lifa & Snatchsquatch – Raven’s Pub (2326 N. Clark St)

Th3 #522, 11/21/13    Snotcho Mama & Just Steph – Fritzy’s Tavern (6156 N. Clark)

Th3 #523, 11/28/13    That Thing That Vibrates – House of Vibrates (533 W. Barry #14G) ***Thanksgiving / Vibrates’ Birthday***

Th3 #524, 12/05/13    One Fuck Chuck & Crouching Tiger Hidden Jacob – The Double Bubble (6036 N. Broadway)

Th3 #525, 12/12/13    Snatchsquatch & Taste the Rainbow – O’Donnell’s (4500 N. Elston Ave) ***Anthrax Weekend Kick-Off***

Th3 #526, 12/19/13    EZ On The Ass – Miska’s (2156 W. Belmont) ***Ugly Sweater Hash***

Th3 #527, 12/26/13    Where Do You Get Off & Red Light Special (Brass Monkey H3) with Gaping Panda Hidden Homo – Roscoe’s (3356 N. Halsted St)

2014 Hareline

Th3 #528, 01/02/14    Just Lauren & Rumpspringa – Wrigleyville North (3900 N. Sheridan)

Th3 #529, 01/09/14   Little Trojan Annie’s Army Of Stooges (Chip ‘N Dale & One Fuck Chuck) – The Tap Room (2218 N Western Ave) **LTA’s Birthday***

Th3 #530, 01/16/14    Chicken Stiffer & Poultry Fucker – Lincoln Square Lanes (4874 N. Lincoln Ave)

Th3 #531, 01/23/14    Slippery Fingers & Hooch Before Kooch – Four Treys (3333 N. Damen Ave)

Th3 #532, 01/30/14    Snatchquatch – O’Malley’s West (2249 N. Lincoln Ave) ***Two Girls One Cupcake’s Birthday***

Th3 #533, 02/06/14    WJew-40 – The Tap Room (2218 N. Western Ave) ***WJew’s Birthday***

Th3 #534, 02/13/14    Taste the Rainbow – Ravens (2326 North Clark St)

Th3 #535, 02/20/14    Crouching Tiger Hidden Jacob & O’Shitty Runch – W Cut Rate Liquors (1656 W. Division)

Th3 #536, 02/27/14    Hoosier Daddy – Cork Lounge (1822 W Addison St.)

Th3 #537 03/06/14    Snotcho Mama & MeshugeNuts – Wrigleyville North (3900 N. Sheridan Rd)

Th3 #538 03/13/14    Snotcho Mama & Frequent Flier – Durkin’s Tavern (810 W Diversy)

Th3 #539 03/20/14    Snotcho Mama & Son of Spam – The Bar Below (127 S State Street)

Th3 #540 03/27/14    Rumpspringa, Hooch Before Kooch, and Hellen Keller Facial – Big Joe’s (181 W Foster Ave) ***Birthday Trifecta Hash***

Th3 #541, 04/03/14    Rhotan – Raven’s (2326 N. Clark Street)

Th3 #542, 04/10/14    Bi Hole Her – Double Bubble (6036 N Broadway St) ***Bi Hole Her’s Birthday / Old Bitches Hash***

Th3 #543, 04/17/14    Horn-E – Durkin’s, (810 W Diversey)

Th3 #544, 04/24/14    The Dark Kunt, Taste the Rainbow, & One Fuck Chuck – Miska’s (3205 N Leavitt St) ***A Very Kunty Birthday Hash***

Th3 #545 – 05/01/14   Chicken Stiffer & Poultry Fucker – Lincoln Square Lanes (4874 N. Lincoln Ave)

Th3 #546, 05/08/14    69-Cent Man, Cuma Slutra, & Son of Spam – Bialystok Pub (3653 W. Diversey) ***Polish Constitution Day***

Th3 #547 – 05/15/14   Menstrual Casserole & Foamy Discharge – Clarke’s on Belmont (930 W. Belmont Ave)/Parrot’s ***Menstrual Casserole’s Birthday***

Th3 #548 – 05/22/14   Gaping Panda & Frequent Flyer – Bar Below (127 S State Street) *** Memorial Day Weekend Pre-Lube ***

Th3 #549 – 05/29/14   SnatchSquatch – O’Donnell’s (4500 N Elston)

Th3 #550 – 06/05/14   Chip ‘N’ Dale & Drill In My Box – Cleo’s (1935 W Chicago)

Th3 #551- 06/12/14  –  Just Preston – Will’s Northwoods Inn (3030 N Racine Ave)  ***Just Preston?  Not for long.  He’s FUCKED.***

Th3 #552 – 06/19/14  – Horn E, WJew-40, & Just Taylor – Double Bubble (6036 N Broadway St) ***36th Anniversary of Hashing in Chicago***

Th3 #553 – 06/26/14 –  Little Trojan Annie – The Bar Below (127 S State St)  ***The Fall of An Empire***

Th3 #554 – 07/03/14  –  Roofie Ragu, One Fuck Chuck, & WJew-40 – Independence Tap (3532 W. Irving Park Rd)  ***GM Candidates Hash***

Th3 #555 – 07/10/14  – SnatchSquatch’s flunkies – Raven’s (2326 N Clark St)  ***Running of the Bulls ***

Th3 #556 – 07/17/14 – Bi-Hole Her, Up the Ash, Just Chevron – Big Joe’s (1818 W Foster Ave) ***Luau Hash***

Th3 #557 – 07/24/14 – Mt Schwiiinga & Bang Me, Blow Me, Get Me Off – Redmond’s Ale House (3358 N Sheffield Ave) – ***PoP Pre-Lube Toga Hash***

Th3 #558 – 7/31/14 – Hoosier Daddy – Carol’s Pub (4659 N Clark St)

Th3 #559 – 08/07/14 – Roofie Ragu – Shoe’s Pub (1134 W Armitage Ave)

Th3 #560 – 08/14/14 – String Theory Chip ‘N’ Dale – Moe’s Tavern (2937 N Milwaukee Ave)

Th3 #561 – 08/21/14 – String Theory Lifa – Danny’s Tap Room (2218 N Western Ave) ***Nothing Special About This Hash***

Th3 #562 – 08/28/14 – Hooch Before Cooch & Dr. Cockvorkian – Raven’s (2326 N Clark St.) ***Iron Hare Series #7***

Th3 #563 – 09/04/14 – Little Trojan Annie ***4th Anal Beer Mile*** Ping Tom Park – (300 W. 19th St.)

Th3 #564 – 09/11/14 – EpiPenis – Irish Eyes’s (2519 N. Lincoln Ave) ***EpiPenis On-Out***

Th3 #565 – 09/18/14 – Just Nick – Blackie’s (755 S. Clark St)

Th3 #566 – 09/25/14 – SnatchSquatch – Rose’s (2656 N. Lincoln Ave)

Th3 #567 – 10/02/14 – Puzzled In The Sack – Atlantic Bar and Grill (5062 N. Lincoln Av.)

Th3 #568 – 10/09/14 – *cough, cough* Foamy Discharge and Mt Shwiinga (Sandy Syphilis proxy) – O’Lanagan’s (2335 W. Montrose Ave) ***Thirstathon***

Th3 #569 – 10/16/14 – Pleasantly Average – (Rossi’s/Bar Below)

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Th3 #570 – 10/23/14 – O’Shitty Runch & Furry Spice – (Miska’s, 2156 W Belmont Ave) ***WORLD PEACE THROUGH BEER & Pink-Dress Swap****

Th3 on Fri – 10/24/14 – Little Trojan Annie – Starting from Jefferson Tap (325 N. Jefferson St) ***Pink Dress Charity Bar Crawl***

Th3 on Sat #571 – 10/25/14 – RTardE & his stooges ***MAIN EVENT – Pink Dress Run 2014***

Th3 on Sun – 10/26/14 – TBD ***Pink Dress Hangover (preceding CH3 run)***

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Th3 #572 – 10/30/14 – Taste the Rainbow -Gambler’s (4908 N Pulaski Rd) ***Zombie Hash***

Th3 #573 – 11/06/14 – Dicken’s Cider – Ollie’s (1064 W Berwyn Ave)

Th3 #574 – 11/13/14 – Menstrual Casserole – Raven’s (2326 N Clark St)

Th3 #575 – 11/20/14 – Soul Taco – Blackie’s (755 S. Clark St.)

Th3 #576 – 11/27/14 – That Thing That Vibrates – House of Vibrates (533 W. Barry #14G) ***Thanksgiving / Vibrates’ Birthday***

Th3 #577 – 12/04/14 Roofie Ragu – Mahoney’s (551 N. Ogden Av.)

Th3 #578 – 12/11/14 – Foamy Discharge – Four Trey’s ***Foamy’s sorta birthday hash***