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Hareline

We have openings for hares starting 5/30/2013! Dust off your calendar and see WJew-40 to sign up, or e-mail WJew-40 at jgbaggins@aol.com!  Don’t forget to sign up for your birthday in advance! 

 

 

2013 Hareline

Th3 #476, 01/03/13:   10 Dix With Wings, WJew-40, EZ On The Ass, Riot Me This / Riot Me That - Moe’s (2937 N. Milwaukee Ave)

Th3 #477, 01/10/13    Urine Love, The Dark Kunt, & Ass You Wish - The Time OUT Sports Bar (4641 N. Rockwell) ***LTA’s birthday***

 Th3 #478, 01/17/13    Clark Kunt & Sandy Syphilis – Manhattan’s (415 S. Dearborn)

Th3 #479, 01/24/13    Snatchquatch – O’Malley’s West (2249 N. Lincoln) ***Two Girls One Cupcake’s birthday***

 Th3 #480, 01/31/13    Horn-E & Glory Hole – Gallery Cabaret (2020 N. Oakley)

Th3 #481, 02/07/13    Chicken Stiffer – Gio’s Sports Bar (4857 N. Damen Ave)

Th3 #482, 02/14/13    Ass You Wish, Mamma Strangelove, & Drill In My Box – The Atlantic  (5062 N. Lincoln Ave) ***Ass’s Birthday***

Th3 #483, 02/21/13    Chip ‘N Dale – Flo & Santos (1310 S. Wabash)

 Th3 #484, 02/28/13    TampOn-TampOff – Wisla Inc. (1656 W. Division) ***Nipples’ Birthday***

Th3 #485, 03/07/13    Urine Love & Furry Spice – House of Jew (2300 W. Wabansia Ave #237)

Th3 #486, 03/14/13    Mt. Schwiinga – Weeds (1555 N. Dayton St) **Schwiinga’s Birthday**

Th3 #487, 03/21/13    Just Branden & Clark Kunt – Moe’s (2937 N. Milwaukee Ave)

Th3 #488, 03/28/13    Bloody Brown Castle & Helen Keller Facial – Dark Horse Tap & Grille (3443 N. Sheffield)

Th3 #489,  04/4/13      Hooch Before Cooch – Beaumonts (2020 N. Halsted) ***Hooch’s Birthday***

Th3 #490, 04/11/13    Slippery Fingers & Just Mary - Ravens (2326 N. Clark St) ***Slippery’s Birthday***

Th3 #491, 04/18/13    One Fuck Chuck & Reverse Muff Diver – The Double Bubble (6036 N. Broadway)

Th3 #492, 04/25/13    Roofie Ragu – Rebel Bar & Grill (3462 N. Clark) ***TDK’s & Urine Love’s Birthdays***

Th3 #493, 05/02/13    69-Cent Man, Virgin Banger, & Kuma Slutra - Bialystok Pub (3653 W. Diversey) ***Polish Constitution Day***

Th3 #494, 05/09/13    Chip ‘N Dale, Taste The Rainbow, & Smells Like Twat Sweat – Miska’s (2156 W. Belmont)

Th3 #495, 05/16/13    Ice Princess – Three Aces (1321 W. Taylor St)

Th3 #496, 05/23/13    Gaping Panda, Poultry Fucker, & RTard-E - The Atlantic Bar & Grill (5062 N. Lincoln Ave) ***Memorial Day Weekend***

Th3 #497, 05/30/13    Fistful of Pricks w/ proxy hares Gaping Panda & Hooch Before Kooch – The Corner Bar (2224 N. Leavitt St)

Th3 #498, 06/06/13    Four Score In The Back Door – The Drinking Bird (2201 N. Clybourn)

Th3 #499, 06/13/13    Monkey Semen, Monkey Do - TBD ***Monkey’s birthday***

Th3 #500, 06/20/13    Happy Ass Grabber – TBD ***Th3 500!***

Th3 #501, 06/27/13    BarBack MountHim – TBD

Th3 #502, 07/04/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #503, 07/11/13    Helen Keller Facial & Snatchsquatch – TBD ***4th Annual Running of the Bulls***

Th3 #504, 07/18/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #505, 07/25/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #506, 08/01/13    Hoosier Daddy – TBD ***Hoosier’s Birthday***

Th3 #507, 08/08/13    The Dark Kunt & Bang Me / Blow Me / Get Me Off – TBD ***VIth Annual Toga Hash***

Th3 #508, 08/15/13    BarBack MountHim – TBD ***BarBack’s Birthday***

Th3 #509, 08/22/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #510, 08/29/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #511, 09/05/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #512, 09/12/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #513, 09/19/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #514, 09/26/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #515, 10/03/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #516, 10/10/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #517, 10/17/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #518, 10/24/13    EZ On The Ass – TBD ***Zombie Hash***

Th3 #519, 10/31/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #520, 11/07/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #521, 11/14/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #522, 11/21/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #523, 11/28/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #524, 12/05/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #525, 12/12/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #526, 12/19/13    WE NEED A HARE

Th3 #527, 12/26/13    WE NEED A HARE

 

HISTORICAL HARELINE

2012 Hareline

01/05/12 Just Hattie & Happy Ass Grabber – Morgan’s (1325 S Halsted)

01/12/12 10 Dix with Wings & Furry Spice - The Cell Block (3702 N Halsted)

01/19/12 WJew-40 & Just Mike YouKnowMe - Cleo’s Bar & Grill (1935 W. Chicago Ave)

01/26/12 The Least Interesting Man In The World & Master Debator - Black Rock (3614 N Damen Ave)

02/02/12 Hood Whorenament & Glory Hole – Rebel (3462 N. Clark St )

02/09/12 EZ On The Ass, Return to Gender, & Sphincter Grease - The Atlantic (5062 N. Lincoln Ave) ***Homecoming Hash***

02/16/12 Furry Spice & Barf Fly- Streeter’s Tavern (50 E. Chicago Ave)

02/23/12 Platty Pussy & Chip ‘n Dale - Burton’s Place (1447 N Wells St) ***Platty’s Birthday***

03/01/12 Hoosier Daddy – Oasis (6809 N Sheridan Rd)

03/08/12 10 Dix with Wings & EZ On The Ass – Moe’s (2937 N. Milwaukee Ave)

03/15/12 Mt. Schwiinga – Tai’s Til 4 (3611 N Ashland Ave) ***Schwiinga’s birthday***

03/22/12 Fistful of Pricks – Corner Bar (2224 N. Leavitt)

03/29/12 Drill In My Box & Caught Red Headed – Jimmy Figgs (160 N. Franklin)

04/05/12 Lifa - Ravenswood Pub (5455 N. Ravenswood Ave) ***Lifa’s Hashiversary***

04/12/12 Little Trojan Annie & Slippery Fingers - Four Treys (3333 N. Damen) ***Slippery’s Birthday***

04/19/12 Pull My Pork -  Loafer’s (2600 W. Lawrence Ave)

04/26/12 Dr. Fudgeknuckles – Chip Inn (832 N. Greenview Ave)

05/03/12 Hoosier Daddy - Four Treys (3333 N. Damen)

05/10/12 WJew-40 & TLIMITW – Burke’s Web Pub (2026 W Webster)

05/17/12 TampOn-TampOff – Jack’s Place (618 W. 18th St)

05/24/12 Double Fister – Lincoln Tap Room (3010 N. Lincoln)

05/31/12 EZ On The Ass & Happy Ass Grabber – Happy Village (1059 N. Wolcott Ave)

06/07/12 Little Trojan Annie & Ruff Trade - The Bar With No Name – Kennedy’s? (3734 N. Milwaukee Ave)

06/14/12 Just Lexi & Taste the Rainbow – Happy Village (1059 N. Wolcott Ave)

06/21/12 Fistful of Pricks – DFL Haus (2208 W. Diversey Ave,  unit M) ***Fisty’s Birthday***

06/28/12 Pull My Pork - Four Treys (3333 N. Damen Ave) ***Porky’s Birthday Pajama Party!***

07/05/12 WJew-40 - The Independence Tap (3932 W. Irving Park Rd) 

07/12/12 Snatchsquatch & Happy Ass Grabber - Ravens (2326 N. Clark) ***3rd Annual Running of the Bulls***

07/19/12 Rusty Grundle, Lifa, and Gay Ping Panda, Hidden Homo – The Burwood Tap (724 W. Wrightwood)

07/26/12 Ass2Mouth & Wang Chunks - Ping Tom Park (300 W 19th St) ***2nd Annual Beer Mile***

08/02/12 Hoosier Daddy & TampOn TampOff - Durkin’s Tavern (810 W Diversey) ***Hoosier’s & TampOn’s Birthdays***

08/09/12 Mt. Schwiinga, Bang Me/Blow Me/Get Me Off, & The Dark Kunt - Miska’s Bar (3205 N Leavitt St) ***5th Annual Toga Hash!***

08/16/12 Bloody Brown Castle & Hoosier Daddy – The Dark Horse (3443 N Sheffield Ave)

08/23/12 WJew-40 & EZ On The Ass - Floyd’s Pub (1944 N Oakley Ave)

08/30/12 Two Hairnets & Cuma Slutra - Joe E’s Unforgettable Lounge (4206 W Irving Park Rd) ***Hairnets’ & Slutra’s Birthday ***

09/06/12 Slippery Fingers,  The Cock Whisperer, & Bloody Brown Castle - Rebel (3462 N. Clark St ) ***Slippery’s & Cock’s 1st Hashiversary, BBC’s birthday***

09/13/12 Just Roger & Happy Ass Grabber – Lincoln Tavern (1858 W. Wabansia)

09/20/12 Just Dan & Drill In My Box – Big Joe’s Bar (1818 W. Foster Ave)

09/27/12 EZ On The Ass & Happy Ass Grabber – Grace Street Tap (3759 N. Western Ave) ***Jailbait 32***

10/04/12 Sandy Syphilis & Just Katie – Burton’s Place (1447 N. Wells St) ***Th3 Mini-thon***

10/11/12 Taste the Rainbow, Tell It To My Nipples, & WJew-40 – The Piano Man (3801 N Clark St) ***Th3 Annual Pink Dress Run***

10/18/12 Little Trojan Annie - Lottie’s (1925 W. Cortland St)

10/25/12 Chicken Stiffer & Poultry Fucker - Claddagh Ring (2306 W. Foster) ***Poultry Fucker’s birthday / Zombie Hash***

11/01/12 Just Jeremiah, Keyless Entry, & Drill In My Box – Fat Cat (4840 N. Broadway)

11/08/12 Ass You Wish & Bloody Brown Castle – Joe’s On Weed (940 W. Weed)

11/15/12 Mild Jizzy Limit – Bob Inn (2609 W. Fullerton)

11/22/12 The Dark Kunt & Tell It To My Nipples – House of Kunt and Nipples (1301 W. Carmen)  ***Thanksgiving Hash***

11/29/12 Little Trojan Annie, Urine Love, & Sir Fuckwit – The Tap Room (2218 N. Western)

12/06/12 Ice Princess & Soul Taco – The Cell Block (3702 North Halsted Street #1)

12/13/12 O’Shitty Runch & Caught Red Headed - Miska’s (3205 N Leavitt ) ***Anthrax Kick-off***

12/20/12 WJew-40 & Drill In My Box – Lockdown (1024 N Western) ***2nd Annual Anthrax Tribute***

12/27/12 One Fuck Chuck & Hooch Before Kooch – Carol’s Pub (4659 N. Clark)